Best Come Back Line Ever

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by MRSH, Feb 26, 2004.

  1. MRSH

    MRSH Supporting Member

    I hope this isn't too rude. But it is a classic.

    This was in the Washington Post... the title of the article was "Best Comeback Line Ever."

    In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.

    The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview. Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his need. "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.

    In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said Officer Taylor.

    "I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's...just working away at this pumpkin."

    Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence.

    "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are *bleeped* a pumpkin?' "He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said, "A pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight already?
     
  2. Aidan

    Aidan Active Member

    hahaha :D
     
  3. :lol: :lol: :wink:
     
  4. twigglet

    twigglet Member

    Boom boom! :lol: ...fab!
     
  5. Seedhouse

    Seedhouse Active Member

    Lol, wicked! :lol:
     
  6. super_sop

    super_sop Supporting Member

  7. Jo Elson

    Jo Elson Member

    very good.
     
  8. WoodenFlugel

    WoodenFlugel Moderator Staff Member

    :lol: Superb! This man has no shame! :lol:
     
  9. kate_the_horn

    kate_the_horn New Member

    very, good! :D
    Kate
     
  10. jameshowell

    jameshowell Active Member

    Very good!

    Another one to make it to 6th form common room on monday morning... :roll:
     
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  13. Moy

    Moy Active Member

    :lol:
     
  14. Dawnys_flug

    Dawnys_flug Member

    I'm gonna have to give it a :lol: too!
     
  15. floral_dance

    floral_dance Member

    and me :lol:
     
  16. can we have another 1????? (and i have to add :lol: )
     

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