bedtimes virus - read carefully!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by andywooler, Dec 13, 2005.

  1. andywooler

    andywooler Supporting Member

    If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes"delete it IMMEDIATELY.Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers.This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will drink ALL your beer.FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company.It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.



    And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.

    Send this warning to everyone!!!THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD!Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!!And look at you - you're on the computer!!!!

  2. PowerRanger

    PowerRanger Member

    Nice one! :clap:

    Edit : Please remember the fff rule. ;) Ta
    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 13, 2005
  3. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    That's great! I read it and thouht it was real at first! lol
  4. six pints

    six pints Active Member

    hang on, is it not real then?
  5. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    By the sound of it, I think someone must have got this one in my house...
  6. horn-girlie

    horn-girlie Member

    hahahahaha omg im so gullible ... it took me till the part about the beer 2 realise it was a wind up :oops: hehe still made me laugh though :)
  7. yonhee

    yonhee Active Member

    Same here I only realised it was rubbish when I got to the toilet one :p
  8. andywooler

    andywooler Supporting Member

    The what?
  9. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    Family friendly forum :)
  10. andywooler

    andywooler Supporting Member

    Thanks Peter although I fail to see how this could be construed as being in contravention of that one!
  11. dyl

    dyl Active Member

    Your post wasn't Andy! I think it refers to the edit of the post by Power Ranger! ;)
  12. andywooler

    andywooler Supporting Member

    Which of course I can't see as it's been edited! Cheers!
  13. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    I've been ignoring this thread cos I thought it was a real one. Only read it cos I'm bored and have read all the other threads...
    gullible badger
  14. Tom-King

    Tom-King Well-Known Member

    and to think that people actually would send that on and be scared of it... lol :D
  15. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    Will highly amusing avatar!

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