Batty Books

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Dave Payn, Jan 21, 2004.

  1. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    Do you remember as a kid, comics which had a Batty Books feature, i.e. a contrived title to 'complement' a 'joke name' for an author? Like:

    The Book of Spectacles by Seymour Clearly

    Across the Channel by Francis Cumming

    or even Brass Playing by Buzz Daly

    Any more for any more?
     
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  3. The Cornet King

    The Cornet King Active Member

    Tea for Two by Roland Butter

    Fallen off a cliff by Eilleen Dover

    and a rude one :oops:

    Good in bed by **** ******

    Little bit too rude, I think :oops:
    PB, Mod
     
  4. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    Russian Medicine, by Ivan Astikov

    Horse racing, by Willie Winnit
     
  5. The Cornet King

    The Cornet King Active Member

    Apologies Peter...no harm intended.
     
  6. BigHorn

    BigHorn Active Member

    Successful Angling by Ivor Fish
    Horns and Euphoniums by Barry Tone
    How to march by Mark Time
     
  7. MRSH

    MRSH Supporting Member

    40 Years In A Saddle by Major Bum Sore
     
  8. dyl

    dyl Active Member

    OLYMPIC GAMES by Arthur Letics
    THE SOUTH POLE by Aunt Arctic
    ROBOTS by Anne Droid
    ALMOST MISSED THE BUS by Justin Time
    IN THE COUNTRY by Theresa Green
    THE FALL OF THE WATERMELON by S.Platt
    IN THE ARCTIC OCEAN by Isa Berg
    DON'T GIVE UP by Percy Vere.
    HOW TO MAKE AN IGLOO by S.K. Mow
    MODERN WATCHES by Anna Log
    I LIKE WEEDING GARDENS by Manuel Labour
    END OF THE WEEK by Gladys Friday
    FRENCH OVERPOPULATION by Francis Crowded
    EASY MONEY by Robin Banks
    KNOCKS ON THE HEAD by I.C. Starrs.
    HOUSE CONSTRUCTION by Bill Jerome Holme
    THE LONG WALK by Miss D. Bus
    SNAKES OF THE WORLD by Anna Conda
    THE 100 YARD DASH by Willie Makit
    INSOMNIA by Liza Wake.
    ACHES AND PAINS by Arthur Ritus.
    IT'S UNFAIR! by Y.Me
    DEPRESSION By Mona Lott.
    ERRORS AND ACCIDENTS by Miss Takes and Miss Happs
    TIME TO EAT by Dean.R.Bell
    THE MILLIONAIRE By Ivor Fortune.
    YOU'RE A BUNDLE OF LAUGHS by Vera Funny
    DADDY ARE WE THERE YET? by Miles Away
    COME ON IN! by Doris Open
    THE HAUNTED HOUSE by Hugo First.
    FITTING CARPETS by Walter Wall.
    DANGER by Luke Out
    THE EFFECTS OF ALCOHOL by Sir Osis of Liver
    THE NAUGHTY SCHOOLBOY By Enid Spankin.
    DOWNPOUR! by Wayne Dwops
    THE FLOWER GARDEN by Polly Anthus.
    HORROR STORIES by R.U. Scared.
    BABY SITTING by Justin Casey Howls.
    LEO TOLSTOY by Warren Peace
    GET MOVING by Sheik Aleg
    THE SPICY SAUSAGE by Della Katessen.

    (Thanks Mr. Google ;) )
     
  9. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    Long-distance Travelling, by Father Roff

    German Cookery, by Friar Burgher and his son, Ham

    Why do I get that sinking feeling, by Ty Tannic
     
  10. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    Not books but:

    What do call a man with a spade in his head?
    Doug

    What do you call a man with fifty rabbits up his bum?
    Warren

    What do you call a man without a spade in his head?
    Douglas

    What do call a man who's been buried in a bog for 1000 years?
    Pete

    What do you call a triorchidaceous Russian?
    Answers on a PM...

    BMB
    :lol: xx
     
  11. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    What do you call a woman with a 3 pints of beer on her head?

    Beatrix

    What do you call a woman with a 3 pints of beer on her head and holding a snooker cue?

    Beatrix Potter :D
     
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  13. TheMusicMan

    TheMusicMan tMP Founder Staff Member

    Rusty Bedsprings by P.Nightly
    Russian Wrestling b y Ivor Torabolakov

    Sorry Peter!! :D
     
  14. HBB

    HBB Active Member

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    ;) :D
     
  15. Steve

    Steve Active Member

    'Sex Change (what you need to know)' by Who-ya Nika Bollokov
     
  16. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    Interior Floor Desigining by Walter Wallcarpeting
     
  17. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    Take-away food by Donna Kebab

    Disappearing Tricks by Peter Out

    Regular Drinking by Phil McGlassup

    Edit: Keep 'em clean please!! - RT
     
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  18. iggmeister

    iggmeister Member

    "Successful Breakfasts" by Chris P Bacon

    "How to chastise your children" by Enid A Spankin

    "How to speak like a Welshperson" by Ian Yer

    Igg

    Edit: PLEASE Keep 'em clean! - Any more and we'll lock the thread - RT
     
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  19. jpbray

    jpbray Member

    "Woodland Birds" by Nesta Robbins
     
  20. WhatSharp?

    WhatSharp? Active Member

    edited by Betty Wont

    (one for HBB)
    Stomache Disorders - Chuck Upigin
     
  21. jpbray

    jpbray Member

    "Arabian Sprinters" by Ahmed Dash
     
  22. WhatSharp?

    WhatSharp? Active Member

    or

    A Night in Skegness by Chuck McGutsup :D (sorry HBB)
     

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