Just got back from Amsterdam early this morning and thought I would share a couple of my experiences with you! I went to the sex museum and sat down on a chair, to my horror, the chair i was sat on was shaped (and looked very much like) a giant willy. I quickly stood up to save myself from the embarrassment of what i had sat on, only to bang my head on the top (end) bit of the willy Then due to experiencing "Cake" for the first time, I argued with a waiter that a salmon dish that I ordered was full of bacon fat! (anyone ever experienced a salmon that is fatty - and i don't mean a fat salmon). A very surreal place but a fabulous experience!