banged my head on a giant willy

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Miss Presley, Mar 24, 2005.

  1. Miss Presley

    Miss Presley Member

    Just got back from Amsterdam early this morning and thought I would share a couple of my experiences with you!

    I went to the sex museum and sat down on a chair, to my horror, the chair i was sat on was shaped (and looked very much like) a giant willy. I quickly stood up to save myself from the embarrassment of what i had sat on, only to bang my head on the top (end) bit of the willy :oops:

    Then due to experiencing "Cake" for the first time, I argued with a waiter that a salmon dish that I ordered was full of bacon fat! (anyone ever experienced a salmon that is fatty - and i don't mean a fat salmon).

    A very surreal place but a fabulous experience!
  2. rachael

    rachael Member

    Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase d*** head then!!!! ;)
  3. Miss Presley

    Miss Presley Member

    It certainly seems to have done yes!
  4. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    You were sitting on a..?

    Boy what an image I have!!! :biggrin:
  5. Miss Presley

    Miss Presley Member

    You'll be one of those lucky enough to see the photo of the big willy!;)
  6. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    I remember that museum...
    I particularly remember the comics. All about lumberjacks.
  7. Miss Presley

    Miss Presley Member

    Its a real eye opener of a place, did you see the plastic bum on the wall that farts then blows air out of a tube at you and then winks?
  8. postie

    postie Member

    Just another normal story from Amsterdam I think. I haven't been but people tell me it is a real experience!!!!!!!!!
  9. rachael

    rachael Member

    amsterdam.........what a place!.........I was going to tell you the story of one of our band trips to Holland.......on a day out to Amsterdam a certain cornet player paid a visit to a "certain shop" cost him 40Euros and he came out still holding a tissue!!!!........but hey I cant tell you that story as he's now one of the big boys and plays for a championhip section band!;) ;)
  10. persins

    persins Member

    It certainly sounds like a good place for a Brass Band Tour!!!

    We went to Switzerland a couple of years ago and found some interesting museams there but I don't think anyone banged their heads quite like that!!
  11. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    It's about 15 years since I was there, I don't remember the plastic bum...was scared by the chastity belts on the wall though...

    Amsterdam is a really bad place for a band tour. We'd lose half our players for sure!
  12. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    *rubs chin in a thoughtful manner with an evil glint in the eye*
    Hmmm maybe it's not such a bad place to take the band then...Mwahahahahahahahaha...
  13. Big Twigge

    Big Twigge Active Member

    I remember going to a sex Museum in Amsterdam and before paying, being greeting with a model of a woman on a bike, who seemed to be enjoying her little ride despite the fact there was no saddle :eek:

    Very funny indeed and certainly hilarious for people with banding type sense of humour . . .
  14. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    Went to amsterdam with my youth band when i was about 16 and they gave us a couple of hours to wander round.... i'm pretty sure that's where it all went wrong....
  15. prudhoebass

    prudhoebass New Member

    I've got to ask.......How do you know what a giant willy looks like?????
  16. Craigsav83

    Craigsav83 Active Member


    I'm due to go to Amsterdam in June with Edinburgh Uni Wind Band - this could get mighty interesting!

    I hope we come back with the same 40 people that we leave with ;-)
  17. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    I'm pleased to say that we didn't lose any of our members when we visited Amsterdam last Easter, despite an evening march and open air in the Red Light district (although the bandmaster's band jumper did disappear, and was mysteriously returned with various strange comments attached!)
  18. HorniKaz

    HorniKaz Supporting Member

    OMG How mad's that?!

    Red Light District is interesting during the day but oh so scary at night!!

    We went to the Comedy Store - LMAO!!

    Would love to go back. Perhaps a tMP social??!! ;)
  19. daisygemma

    daisygemma Member

    I remember going to the sex museum when I was 16.

    I was on a PGL barge holiday sailing around Holland. When we stopped in Amsterdam I remember me a couple of friends being dared to go into the sex museum, so we did! I have a vague recollection of various extreemly interesting pictures and displays!
  20. Cornishwomble

    Cornishwomble Active Member

    I got arrested in the Red light district of Amsters when I was in the Navy, I thought it was a liberal city but apparently doing naked star jumps in front of the Banana bar was a no-no :frown:

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