banding jokes that can be animated

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Farmer Giles, Oct 26, 2004.

  1. Farmer Giles

    Farmer Giles Member

    hi all.

    i am looking for some banding jokes that i can animate, in a similar style to the animations on Scr.a.pheap Challenge, etc. (darn offensive word filter !)

    the only one i can think of at the moment is :
    what's the range of a trombone ?
    about 30 yards with a good arm !

    thinking of a javelin thrower type animation for this.


  2. jpbray

    jpbray Member

    Tuba tossing (throwing) maybe
  3. Nuke

    Nuke Active Member

    What happens when two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff

    Bum Bum Chi
  4. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    how many principle cornets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Just one, they hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.
  5. Nuke

    Nuke Active Member

    Thats a good one split a few sides there
  6. Farmer Giles

    Farmer Giles Member

    thanks all

    any more ?