Banders Story 3 - What happened next

Discussion in 'Thread Games & Totally Random...' started by Keppler, Oct 2, 2003.

  1. Keppler

    Keppler Moderator Staff Member

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    More Gremlin fixing...

    the previous 59 pages can be found at
    http://www.themouthpiece.com/viewtopic.php?t=1690&start=0

    The story continues...

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    The night was still, the few nocternal sounds seemingly muffled by the thick and oppresive layer of low cloud that hung over the area.

    It was dark... very dark in fact. The moon had decided not to peek out from behind the thick, roiling clouds, and the only light on Bander's Lane came from the old style lantern held by a hooded form as he shuffled down the cobbled street...
     
  2. Cantonian

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    it was the evil Darth disguised as Obi
     
  3. PeterBale

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    . . . not Obi Wan Kenobe, but rather Obi 'Orse, that well-known children's plaything . . .
     
  4. Big Twigge

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    The "'obi 'orse" had a lantern so that he could see when doing night journeys for the little children of Bander's Lane, however he was often seen getting into difficulty when .....
     
  5. Despot

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    the night was lit up by the sequins and outlandish costumes of tMP Gay Pride Parade coming down the lane...
     
  6. PeterBale

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    . . . playing a selection of songs made famous by Judy Garland. they had just reached "Somewhere over the rainbow", to be played by Nadia in heart-rending style, when . . .
     
  7. Keppler

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    .. the original narrator stamped his foot in frustration over all his ruined atmosphere!

    "Sequins and Parades!!!", he lamented.. "I just can't create anything anymore"

    And with that....
     
  8. leisa

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    he jumped up and exploided into a horse.........
     
  9. Cantonian

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    manure ice lolly.
     
  10. PeterBale

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    The narrator extracted himself from the evil-smelling mess, exclaiming "See, there are no flies on me!" just as . . .
     
  11. Big Twigge

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    a helicopter flew past with an evil looking PeterBale on board, shouting to the hoards of people .....
     
  12. andyp

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    "Stop hoarding people, it's not fair on everyone else.........."
     
  13. cornetgirl

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    ...but the hordes :!: wat had been hoarded could not hear him, as their ears were full of...
     
  14. Sellers_Bird

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    ...the horse manure lolly thats someone had exploded into earlier!...but...
     
  15. Cantonian

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    then it didn't matter as they were a gaggle of adjudicators escaped from...
     
  16. cornetgirl

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    ..a secure padded box that someone had thoughtfully left in Dundee...
     
  17. super_sop

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    unfortunately the contest comitee had forgotten to lock the box at the end of the competition, and the evil adjudicators hadescaped..................
     
  18. Euph-Bari

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    .... they started to visit bands all over the country making comments.....
     
  19. super_sop

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    on the playing abilities of the bands, and totaly anoying everyone else they came into contact with
     
  20. PeterBale

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    They also had the nasty habit of leaving unemptied buckets in the corner of the room . . .
     
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