Banders soap - The Return!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by groovy, Nov 24, 2003.

  1. groovy

    groovy Active Member

    Well, here it is - the loooong awaited return of the banders soap! I'm afraid it may not be up to its usual standard :oops: cos I was doing it all on my own! Still, enjoy...another episode soon(ish!)

    BANDERS - THE RETURN!

    It was a wet and windy day in Boozer Street, and not much was happening as it was Sunday afternoon. Dyl was out at work, as his new job as a dustman, and GeordieColin was painting the few random benches and bins that populated the pavement. (The street was looking a bit run down due to neglect from its creators!) Meanwhile, In the Banders and Beer, the few die-hard drinkers were chatting about the caption competition - The Cornet King in particular was very enthusiastic about recreating the November picture. While Mike Saville and Solobaritone were slugging lazily on pints, CG was lecturing beard_4b and Darth Tuba about their brushing technique. Roger, along with Keppler, Dyl, SQ, Peter Bale, Fishsta and The Music Man were busy in discussing the 12 months live awards with excitement!
    Big Twigge and twigglet were discussing sandwiches - they had opened a café/newsagents with Keppler! The banders could go in and enjoy a coffee or even dare try one of the Twigge’s latest concoctions, while flicking over a copy of Banding Babes. All was calm and peaceful - well, apart from the blaring of the bass trombone quartet that had been set up. (BoozyBTrombone, MoominDave, Blondie and Neiltwist.) In fact, it was suspiciously calm…..
    Meanwhile, not so far away in the bandroom, a mysterious figure was sifting suspiciously through the bands library. She carried a thick folder under her arm, and was wearing a false moustache and sunglasses. Suddenly, a car drew up outside. Startled, she dashed out of the fire exit, out into the barren wasteland of the Boozer Street allotments….
    That evening, as the band had their unofficial pre-rehearsal meeting (in the pub, naturally) everyone was happy and relaxed - apart from one person.
    “Where’s that girl?!” exclaimed Dinie.
    “Who?” enquired Dave Payn.
    “Vickitorious - I haven’t seen her all day.”
    Just then Vicki burst through the door. “Yay I’m here in time!”
    “But not in time for a drink!” chuckled TheMusicMan. “Come on guys, its 5:28 - down to the bandroom everyone.”
    But when they got there, they discovered something terrible - worse than they could ever had imagined…..

    Brought to you by Groovy!
     
  2. dyl

    dyl Active Member

    Whehey! A huge welcome back to 'The Banders'!!!!! You've been missed!
     
  3. super_sop

    super_sop Supporting Member

    yipeeee its back!!!

    nice one groovy
     
  4. SammyT

    SammyT Member

    Excellent - great to have you back :D
    Its been missed :(
     
  5. cornetgirl

    cornetgirl Active Member

    My life is complete again!!!!!

    Rach x
     
  6. Di

    Di Active Member

    Oooohh, the suspense, :shock: When does the next episode come out?
     
  7. Seedhouse

    Seedhouse Active Member

    Me too! When does the next bit come out???
     
  8. groovy

    groovy Active Member

    When I can be bothered to write it :wink:
     
  9. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    Alternatively we could each write a paragraph, like the Bander's story. Or write a day's episode each! :d

    Nice one groovy ! :wink:
     
  10. Mike Saville

    Mike Saville Member

    Nice one Groovester.

    I'll now have to try and perfect the lazy slugging of a pint!! (Any tips anyone? Anyone??).
     
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  12. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    Failing that, you could always try the lazy painting of a slug :!: :wink: :lol:
     
  13. Jo Elson

    Jo Elson Member

    Excellent story-I like it. Bring on the next episode
     
  14. Okiedokie of Oz

    Okiedokie of Oz Active Member

    another story left unfinished!!!

    This is not very supportive to the audience's needs!!!!
     
  15. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    Maybe we need a "Banding Neighbours", or "Contesting Home & Away" :?: :wink: :lol:
     
  16. Okiedokie of Oz

    Okiedokie of Oz Active Member

    And don't forget evert good soap has a tacky theme song

    Floral Dance perhaps??
     
  17. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    I was thinking of something more on the lines of "Banding . . . everybody needs good banding . . ." :lol:
     
  18. Okiedokie of Oz

    Okiedokie of Oz Active Member

    or
    Hold me to your lips, and start to blow.....
     
  19. that comment gets u a well deserved
    BEEEEEEEUUUUURGH!
    could even go down well as a new band bus drinking song :D
     
  20. geordiecolin

    geordiecolin Active Member

    Major casting error though.

    I very much doubt i would be painting bins and benches if there was some hardcore drinking to partake in methinks

    But great to see the soap back!!

    Can we get Harold Bishop to make a guest appearance with his tuba??
     
  21. Okiedokie of Oz

    Okiedokie of Oz Active Member

    Have you ever wondered what sort of tuba he plays?? It looks BBb, buyt sounds EEb or FF.......
     
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