Badger Domination

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by bigmamabadger, Nov 7, 2004.

  1. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    Anyone watch the new Simpsons on Ch4?
    I'm strangely aroused by the idea of scary badgers slaughtering humans while they dance... :twisted
    BigScaryBadger with Teeth
  2. MoominDave

    MoominDave Well-Known Member

    Shouldn't any thread with this title be in 'Classified Advertisements'?
  3. six pints

    six pints Active Member

  4. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    now I remember why I miss television...
  5. kate_the_horn

    kate_the_horn New Member

    i read that as "badger Denomination"

    ohh dear, they are a religion now!
  6. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    Indeed. Worship at the altar of the bader, worthless infidels! I'm going to go round knocking on doors and handing out little tracts. The Watch Badger. The Badger Cry. The Problem of Badgers in a Multicultural Society.
    BMB with flu and a temperature, therefor slightly mad.
  7. JessopSmythe

    JessopSmythe Active Member

    Legless again?
  8. mikelyons

    mikelyons Supporting Member

    That just doesn't bear thinking about...:shock:
  9. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    Oooh! Been in the knife drawer again have we?
    Big Sister Badger
  10. stabbyjnr

    stabbyjnr Member

    i do have to say im gonna be bringing my badger to put on my stand at band tomoro night!
  11. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    there may be too many badgers in brass banding... it's time for a cull...
  12. bagpuss

    bagpuss Active Member

    Keep away from the strange rabid badger. I have found that the only way to tame them is with chocolate and a large hammer!! (Or have Jessop Smythe screaming at them whilst riding a dodgy shopper bike - but that's another story). A badger cull should definitely happen (except the little ones because they're quite cute), perhaps a badger age limit - any over the age of 10 should be retired????

    Just a thought

  13. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    Just chocolate on its own works best, really...

    I am a little badger. At least I'm a fairly short badger :) And Jessop-Smythe doesn't scream at me in case I throw cake at him.
  14. bagpuss

    bagpuss Active Member

    I was actually referring to REAL badgers not facsimile badgers like yourself :p

    Anyway, surely the fact that you may throw cake at him is reason enough for him to scream very loudly at you. I know I'd scream at you if you threw cake at me, especially if it was chocolate cake and if it was acompanied by a bowl and some cream!!!!!!:D

  15. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    Ask and it shall be given unto you.
  16. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    anyone else even slightly disturbed by this thread...?
  17. flugelgal

    flugelgal Active Member

    Nope, it's just you... ;)
  18. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

  19. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    Whats to be disturbed about? :p
  20. bagpuss

    bagpuss Active Member

    It quite disturbing that people find this thread disturbing!!! Anyway, back to more important matters (chocolate cake)

    Must be chocolate fudge cake (or other such sumptuousness) or death by chocolate. If fudge cake, must be warm NOT HOT, if death by chocolate, it must be cool NOT COLD AND NOT ROOM TEMPERATURE. In both cases, liberal quantities of proper cream NOT SQUIRTY FAKE CREAM (preferably double cream), should be applied and it should be served to me whenever I desire!!!

    Other than that, I think we've covered all avenues.


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