Bad Joke Thread....

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by TheMusicMan, Dec 4, 2003.

  1. What do you call a sousaphone quartet????
    A tuba four.
     
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    After a controversial decision at the National Finals . . .


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    Is lèse-majesté a hanging offence, or will I get away with 20 years in the Scrubs?
    :cool:

    MTA

    In case of any doubt, I meant "lèse-majesté against adjudicators", rather than against HM, who - like her late mother - is noted for her sense of humour!
     
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    I love such threads. :D
     
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    Me: I'm actually happy right now.
    Life: LOL!! One sec.

    :D :D :D
     
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    Q. What do you call a sleep-walking nun?
    A. A roamin' Catholic!

    Q. What's red and bad for your teeth?
    A. A brick!

    I want a job cleaning mirrors - I can really see myself doing that . . .

    Did you hear about the two blokes who stole a calendar? They each got six months!

    If you ever feel really cold, go and stand in a corner; they're usually about 90 degrees!
     
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    Collect the full set . . . .
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    Some women tell me that kissing a man without a beard is like eating an egg without salt.

    Not that I'd know; I've never eaten an egg without salt . . .
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    A pig walks into a bar, orders 15 beers and drinks them. The bartender asks, "Would you like to know where the bathroom is?"
    "No," says the pig. "I'm the little piggy that goes wee-wee-wee all the way home."

    Q. What colour socks do bears wear?

    A. Bears don't wear socks - they have bare feet!
     
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    I couldn't work out how to fasten the seat belt in my new car - then it clicked.

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