Bad Joke Thread....

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by TheMusicMan, Dec 4, 2003.

  1. Independent Silver Band

    Independent Silver Band Active Member

    What do you call a sousaphone quartet????
    A tuba four.
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  3. Jack E

    Jack E Active Member

    After a controversial decision at the National Finals . . .


    Is lèse-majesté a hanging offence, or will I get away with 20 years in the Scrubs?


    In case of any doubt, I meant "lèse-majesté against adjudicators", rather than against HM, who - like her late mother - is noted for her sense of humour!
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    I love such threads. :D
  6. Lister2045

    Lister2045 New Member

    Me: I'm actually happy right now.
    Life: LOL!! One sec.

    :D :D :D
  7. Jack E

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    Q. What do you call a sleep-walking nun?
    A. A roamin' Catholic!

    Q. What's red and bad for your teeth?
    A. A brick!

    I want a job cleaning mirrors - I can really see myself doing that . . .

    Did you hear about the two blokes who stole a calendar? They each got six months!

    If you ever feel really cold, go and stand in a corner; they're usually about 90 degrees!
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    Jack E Active Member


    Collect the full set . . . .
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  13. Jack E

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    Some women tell me that kissing a man without a beard is like eating an egg without salt.

    Not that I'd know; I've never eaten an egg without salt . . .
  14. Jack E

    Jack E Active Member

    A pig walks into a bar, orders 15 beers and drinks them. The bartender asks, "Would you like to know where the bathroom is?"
    "No," says the pig. "I'm the little piggy that goes wee-wee-wee all the way home."

    Q. What colour socks do bears wear?

    A. Bears don't wear socks - they have bare feet!
  15. Jack E

    Jack E Active Member

    I couldn't work out how to fasten the seat belt in my new car - then it clicked.

  16. Jack E

    Jack E Active Member

    Q. What begins with an 'E', ends with an 'E', but only has one letter?

    A. An envelope!

    Q. How do you organise a party in space?

    A. You planet!

    Q. What do you call a stuck-up criminal going down stairs?

    A. A condescending con descending!

    Q. What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?

    A. It becomes daytrogen!

    Good nitrogen; sleep tightrogen; don't let the bed-bugs bitrogen!


    "This guy should go far - and the further, the better!"

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