August Caption Competition

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Roger Thorne, Jul 31, 2004.

  1. Roger Thorne

    Roger Thorne Active Member

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    Here's the pic for the August Caption Competition. It's an old one but still funny!

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    Usual rules apply i.e. no prizes - it's just for fun!

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  2. DublinBass

    DublinBass Supporting Member

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    Why does the box loader have to make me look like an ass?
     
  3. MoominDave

    MoominDave Well-Known Member

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    Some felt that the budget remake of 'Jesus of Nazareth' was cutting too many corners
     
  4. Roger Thorne

    Roger Thorne Active Member

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    Man on left: Can you hire these Donkeys.
    Man on Right: Yeah, There's a screw under the saddle!

    :wink:
     
  5. BigHorn

    BigHorn Active Member

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    Donkey is saying. 'This would not have happened if he hadn't chopped off my bits to wear as a scarf. But hey, I'm still hung like a donkey'
     
  6. flugelgal

    flugelgal Active Member

    "Where's the carrot? No way my ass will reach orbit without a carrot"
     
  7. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

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    So Bruce...that's 430 crates of Castlemaine XXXX for the blokes and a bottle of sherry for the ladies...oops...looks like we overdid it with the Sherry!
     
  8. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

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    think yourselves very lucky...in Britain it only rains cats and dogs...
     
  9. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

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    Ooh!! Ooh!! Ah know!! Ah know!! Pick me!! Pick me!!
     
  10. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

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    Thanks to the 12 pints of water he drank earlier, Donkey was about to take his revenge on the next passer by...
     
  11. flugelgal

    flugelgal Active Member

    "I know you said you were going to work your ass off on this one, but isn't this taking things a bit too far?"
     
  12. mikelyons

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    Unfortunately, there were some technical problems with the new robot for the final Star Wars movie.
     
  13. mikelyons

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    Sadly, there were problems with the new rocket assist propulsion unit which prevented it from taking off properly.
     
  14. mikelyons

    mikelyons Supporting Member

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    The developing countries had great problems getting to grips with the complexities of the space race.
     
  15. TuTuKu

    TuTuKu Active Member

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    "I knew the basses had packed too much beer"
     
  16. mikelyons

    mikelyons Supporting Member

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    From the donkey with a resigned sigh and a roll of the eyes :roll:
    And here I passed up the chance to become a camel!
     
  17. mikelyons

    mikelyons Supporting Member

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    From the donkey:

    Four legs good, Two legs bad, Four legs good....
     
  18. mikelyons

    mikelyons Supporting Member

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    You know, the knacker's yard looks really attractive from up here.
     
  19. akwarose

    akwarose Active Member

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    from the donkey:

    things would be so much easier if the band carried their own gear...
     
  20. Di

    Di Active Member

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    "I bellieve I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky"
     
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