August Caption Competition

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  1. Di

    Di Active Member

    Here's your starter for 10 for August.

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    ;)

    Have fun.
     
    Last edited: Aug 2, 2005
  2. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    And here we see the reason that Orchestras always sound a bit r-r-r-ruff!!.
     
  3. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    Never mind trying to blow that horn, get back to your stick wagging!
     
  4. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    Best of breed at crufts also scoops the prize for the "most artistic bogie".
     
  5. Neil Glynn

    Neil Glynn Member

    I asked for a proper double horn, this'll never do, it's compensating!
     
  6. Neil Glynn

    Neil Glynn Member

    you can't teach an old dog new tricks, but this one's fairly young.......
     
  7. Neil Glynn

    Neil Glynn Member

    sorry, can i have a bigger mouthpiece please, i normally play the trombone!
     
  8. Neil Glynn

    Neil Glynn Member

    If only they'd let me take this damned jacket off I'd be able to reach the valves as well
     
  9. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    This'll teach that pesky fox for messing in my garden ;)
     
  10. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    *dog thinks* Phew!! That's a relief!! When they said I'd be beautifully orcastrated I naturally feared the worst!!

     
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  12. trumpetmike

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    If some swine photoshops this picture and gives me a tenor horn, I'll kill them!


    The conductor asked me to play with more woof.


    No, the mouthpiece is all wrong - it should be made by GRrrrr.


    This photo is bound to end up on tMP - and they don't even use french horns:rolleyes:


    Whoever thought this was a good idea was very much mistaken, woof, woof, ***ing woof:rolleyes:


    Time to play some Bach


    The official mascot for The London Horn Sound has finally been announced
     
  13. davidquinlan

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    I'd be Lion if I didn't say I played the french horn....

    (kinda looks like a lion.. !)


    Ok, here's a non PC one..
    Yes, sure we have pretty ladies in our orchestra, except for the principal horn.. she's a right dog!..



    (I'll get my coat!)
     
  14. impycornet

    impycornet Member

    Conductor : Your sound is good, and the technique is superb............










    but why the big pause ?????????







    *coat*
     
  15. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member


    Boom Tsssss!! LMFAO!! :clap:
     
  16. Neil Glynn

    Neil Glynn Member

    So let me get this straight, all I have to do is play the Rondo from Mozart's Horn Concerto and then you'll give me a bone a day for life?
     
  17. Chris Sanders

    Chris Sanders Active Member

    I dont think you understood the conductor when he said he liked it doggy style... :p
     
  18. Neil Glynn

    Neil Glynn Member

    You want what kind of sound?.....Of course I can make the instrument growl!!!
     
  19. andyp

    andyp Active Member

    "What do you mean, it sounds a bit furry?"
     
  20. Neil Glynn

    Neil Glynn Member

    As the dog had only just cleaned himself before this photo was taken, no-one ever dared play on that particular mouthpiece again!!! ;)
     
  21. WhatSharp?

    WhatSharp? Active Member

    Despite a perfect performance Chiao Chiao was refused membership of the local brass band until he switched to Tenor...

    or

    "Lets see a bl**dy cat do this then!"

    or

    "Yeh I know it sounds rubbish, it's a fench horn what do you expect?"

    or

    Dave Paynes dog has been taking some lessons from Frenchie! ;)
     
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