Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Di, Aug 2, 2005.
Here's your starter for 10 for August.
And here we see the reason that Orchestras always sound a bit r-r-r-ruff!!.
Never mind trying to blow that horn, get back to your stick wagging!
Best of breed at crufts also scoops the prize for the "most artistic bogie".
I asked for a proper double horn, this'll never do, it's compensating!
you can't teach an old dog new tricks, but this one's fairly young.......
sorry, can i have a bigger mouthpiece please, i normally play the trombone!
If only they'd let me take this damned jacket off I'd be able to reach the valves as well
This'll teach that pesky fox for messing in my garden
*dog thinks* Phew!! That's a relief!! When they said I'd be beautifully orcastrated I naturally feared the worst!!
If some swine photoshops this picture and gives me a tenor horn, I'll kill them!
The conductor asked me to play with more woof.
No, the mouthpiece is all wrong - it should be made by GRrrrr.
This photo is bound to end up on tMP - and they don't even use french horns
Whoever thought this was a good idea was very much mistaken, woof, woof, ***ing woof
Time to play some Bach
The official mascot for The London Horn Sound has finally been announced
I'd be Lion if I didn't say I played the french horn....
(kinda looks like a lion.. !)
Ok, here's a non PC one..
Yes, sure we have pretty ladies in our orchestra, except for the principal horn.. she's a right dog!..
(I'll get my coat!)
Conductor : Your sound is good, and the technique is superb............
but why the big pause ?????????
Boom Tsssss!! LMFAO!! :clap:
So let me get this straight, all I have to do is play the Rondo from Mozart's Horn Concerto and then you'll give me a bone a day for life?
I dont think you understood the conductor when he said he liked it doggy style...
You want what kind of sound?.....Of course I can make the instrument growl!!!
"What do you mean, it sounds a bit furry?"
As the dog had only just cleaned himself before this photo was taken, no-one ever dared play on that particular mouthpiece again!!!
Despite a perfect performance Chiao Chiao was refused membership of the local brass band until he switched to Tenor...
"Lets see a bl**dy cat do this then!"
"Yeh I know it sounds rubbish, it's a fench horn what do you expect?"
Dave Paynes dog has been taking some lessons from Frenchie!
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