Arsenal End of Season Dinner

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Chunky, Apr 15, 2008.

  1. Chunky

    Chunky Active Member

    Anybody on here fancy going?


    ARSENAL F.C.
    End of Season Dinner Dance
    Starter

    Egg on Face
    Seasoned Hash
    Frogs legs (past their best)
    Spanish Surprise (well beaten)

    Main course

    Humble Pie
    Chump Chops
    French (has) Beans
    Manager's Beef (not rare)
    Catch of the Day - (gutted)
    NB: everything is imported, nothing is home grown.
    Dessert

    Sour Grapes (may be hard to swallow)
    Fruitless Tarts
    Raspberry Fools
    Hard Cheese
    Drinks

    Bitter
    Little Spirit
    French Whine
    Cabernet Empty 2008
    Champagne - sorry none ordered
    STRICTLY NO DOUBLES OR TREBLES
    NB: drinks should be consumed from glasses as there will be no cups this year.
    Guests are asked not to get HAMMERED
    Guest speaker:
    Steven Gerrard & Rafa Benitez - "What it's like to win the European Cup"

    Please note that the club’s European Tour for the season 2008-09 is not guaranteed.
     
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  3. mjwarman

    mjwarman Member

    I can't believe nobody has posted in response to this yet!!

    Very funny, that has brightened up my boring day!!
     
  4. Ipswich trom

    Ipswich trom Member

    Very old but still very funny.
     
  5. LeDragon

    LeDragon Active Member

    :clap: :clap: :clap:
     
  6. agentorange

    agentorange Member

    Nice one Chunky!!

    Still, as a Leeds fan, I'd still swap places with them!
     

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