Arrive Alive.....

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by dyl, Sep 7, 2006.

  1. dyl

    dyl Active Member

    The National Highway Safety Council have just completed extensive testing on a newly designed seat belt. Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 45% when the belt is properly installed.

    The correct installation is illustrated below.......































































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    Right, I'm going into hiding from our female members...................................... ;)
     
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  3. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    :clap:
     
  4. DaveR

    DaveR Active Member

    You're a brave man - it's been nice knowing you! :biggrin: :clap:
     
  5. drummergurl

    drummergurl Active Member

    and you call yourself a mod :rolleyes:

    *tuts*
     
  6. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    Hahah! Hillarious!!
     
  7. SuperMosh

    SuperMosh New Member

    Spot on.
     
  8. Di

    Di Active Member

    Oh yes, very funny, ha ha. ;)

    You guys won't be laughing so hard when you're all piddled and want a sober female to drive you home. :tongue:
     
  9. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    :tongue:
    You'll never quiet the badger. Would take more than a piece of gaffer tape to shut me up.
    BMB
    xx
     
  10. Flutey

    Flutey Active Member

    And me too! Tape over my mouth would just make me hit you and CAUSE an accident. :tongue:
     
  11. dyl

    dyl Active Member

    Typical women! If you read the post again it says the new belt needs to be 'properly installed' - can you see the woman's hands in the pic? ;)
     
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  13. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    And our feet? Reckon I could get a reasonable kick to the ankle in from there.
    :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:
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    xx
     
  14. Flutey

    Flutey Active Member

    Women are clever enough to escape, Dyl ;)
     
  15. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    - rumoured that Dyl has muzzles in the locker! :rolleyes:
     
  16. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    Oooh! Kinky!:D But we were talking about driving...
    BMB
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  17. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    - I won't mention what else he has then! :metal:
     
  18. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    Ha ha, class!!
     
  19. Dave 2nd2nd Cornet

    Dave 2nd2nd Cornet Active Member

    Nice one Dyl, do you happen to know where I can have one of these devices fitted:biggrin:
     
  20. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    - muzzle or seat belt? :p
     
  21. Dave 2nd2nd Cornet

    Dave 2nd2nd Cornet Active Member

    I'll take the Seat Belt

    Muzzle the Badger:biggrin:
     
  22. Flutey

    Flutey Active Member

    Seat belt the monkey then? You're gonna regret that, monkeys are vicious!!!
     

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