Arrive Alive.....

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by dyl, Sep 7, 2006.

  1. dyl

    dyl Active Member

    The National Highway Safety Council have just completed extensive testing on a newly designed seat belt. Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 45% when the belt is properly installed.

    The correct installation is illustrated below.......


    (click to enlarge)

    Right, I'm going into hiding from our female members...................................... ;)
  2. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

  3. DaveR

    DaveR Active Member

    You're a brave man - it's been nice knowing you! :biggrin: :clap:
  4. drummergurl

    drummergurl Active Member

    and you call yourself a mod :rolleyes:

  5. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    Hahah! Hillarious!!
  6. SuperMosh

    SuperMosh New Member

    Spot on.
  7. Di

    Di Active Member

    Oh yes, very funny, ha ha. ;)

    You guys won't be laughing so hard when you're all piddled and want a sober female to drive you home. :tongue:
  8. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    You'll never quiet the badger. Would take more than a piece of gaffer tape to shut me up.
  9. Flutey

    Flutey Active Member

    And me too! Tape over my mouth would just make me hit you and CAUSE an accident. :tongue:
  10. dyl

    dyl Active Member

    Typical women! If you read the post again it says the new belt needs to be 'properly installed' - can you see the woman's hands in the pic? ;)
    Last edited: Sep 7, 2006
  11. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    And our feet? Reckon I could get a reasonable kick to the ankle in from there.
    :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:
  12. Flutey

    Flutey Active Member

    Women are clever enough to escape, Dyl ;)
  13. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    - rumoured that Dyl has muzzles in the locker! :rolleyes:
  14. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    Oooh! Kinky!:D But we were talking about driving...
  15. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    - I won't mention what else he has then! :metal:
  16. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    Ha ha, class!!
  17. Dave 2nd2nd Cornet

    Dave 2nd2nd Cornet Active Member

    Nice one Dyl, do you happen to know where I can have one of these devices fitted:biggrin:
  18. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    - muzzle or seat belt? :p
  19. Dave 2nd2nd Cornet

    Dave 2nd2nd Cornet Active Member

    I'll take the Seat Belt

    Muzzle the Badger:biggrin:
  20. Flutey

    Flutey Active Member

    Seat belt the monkey then? You're gonna regret that, monkeys are vicious!!!

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