Arrivals at the Bandsmens' Ball

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by James Yelland, Jul 19, 2004.

  1. James Yelland

    James Yelland Active Member

    Ladees and Gentlemen!

    Will you please welcome Mr and Mrs Voile, and their charming daughter Val!

    From the backwoods of America, the family Teeter - delightful children chaperoned by their parents, Ma and - Pa Teeter!

    Please welcome Mr and Mrs Tone-Solo, with a rare appearance by their son, Barry!

    And here are the Oncornets, and their daughter Bess!

    From Germany, Herr und Frau Sabitofastrain, and their daughter Heidi!

    (Any additions to this list should be better than the ones above.) (By which I mean they can hardly be worse).

    (It all works a lot better on radio, really....)
  2. Bluebottle

    Bluebottle Member

    hee hee! i miss i'm sorry i havent a clue!

    The Honourable Lord and Lady Panny-Styks and their new baby boy, Tim

  3. Janet Watkins

    Janet Watkins Member

    .... followed swiftly by:

    Mr & Mrs Sixtrombones, & their son, Zebedee

  4. Offbeats

    Offbeats Member

    And of course who could forget Sir and Lady Ducta, and their talented son Con.... :wink:
  5. Offbeats

    Offbeats Member

    Oh and who do we have here..why it's Madame Gelhorn and her charming niece Flo...

    ok not the greatest but i think i can do better
  6. Offbeats

    Offbeats Member

    And here comes Farmer Brown and his ewe 'Fonium'...
  7. James Yelland

    James Yelland Active Member

    A big welcome, please for Mr and Mrs Rhapsody and their two male offspring - the one who has spent some time in the Italian capital, Roman Ian, and the oddly-named son, Set.

    And another welcome for The Catcherfells and their lovely daughter Claudia!
  8. Offbeats

    Offbeats Member

    And one of the more prestigious guests tonigh.. the Countess Penny and her son Tim... :D
  9. Offbeats

    Offbeats Member

    Oh and it appear thats a party of ten people are approaching..can't quite make out their faces...Oh yes here they are..the most famous siblings in the banding world...the ten A'horn children... :p
  10. Offbeats

    Offbeats Member

    Oops sorry i didn't see that one..Apologies... :oops:
  11. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    From the Indian sub-continent, Mr and Mrs Roll and their son, Sahib Durum;

    Mr & Mrs Barrafone and their daughter Vi;

    Mr & Mrs Likestowearadress and their son, er, Tina;

    From Italy, Signor e Signora Zaffone and their daughter, Sue;

    From the U S of A, Charles Tannets III and his son, Chas;

    From Greece, Mr & Mrs Arzrest and their son Zorba;

    Mr Al Legro and Aunt Eno

    Mr and Mrs Othertranscription , but without their daughter, Anne
  12. Highams

    Highams Member

  13. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    Someones let the dog, Basstrom, in. He's carrying a bone...

    Yes lame but I need to get my brain in... :oops:
  14. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    On the door we have the menacing Bass brother, Eeflat and Beflat...

    Announcing Mr & Mrs fforte and their lovely triplets, Single, DOuble and Treble...

    And on my left the delightful ffone sisters, Sousa and Saxo...
    I'm logging off now before this gets too silly
  15. Will the Sec

    Will the Sec Active Member

    And now, Mr and Mrs Tham, and their drum playing son. Norrie.

    And there's Dave Rimba and his Ma.

    I'll get Dave Payn's coat...
  16. Will the Sec

    Will the Sec Active Member

    How could I forget....

    Bring me the hi-hat of Alfredo Garcia.....
  17. WhatSharp?

    WhatSharp? Active Member

    And now through the door, please welcome the world famous villain Dr No and .....

    his daughter Sopra

  18. James Yelland

    James Yelland Active Member

    Security this evening is being provided by a military consortium consisting of General Pause, Major Key and ... Colonel Bogey???
  19. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    next to arrive is Mr and Mrs bal with their son Sym

    but wait, who's this?...Oh it's their other son, the Dare devil stunt rider Crash Sym.
  20. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    Not forgetting their venerable great uncle, antique Sym, and the other nephew from the Billingsgate fish market, Hight-Hat Sym.

    Mr and Mrs Aiflat, and their two public-school-educated sons, Aiflat Major and Aiflat Minor;

    Mr & Mrs Singtonconcerto, and their son, Ken, together with Mr & Mrs Illworth, who also have a son called Ken.

    The Right Honourable Rupert Antry, accompanied by his page.