Are you qualified?

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  1. JessopSmythe

    JessopSmythe Active Member

    The following short quiz has been compiled by a consultancy to discover how many people are actually qualified to be a "proffessional" The answers are quite simple so don't cheat by looking ahead. Keep track of how many you get right.



    Q1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

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    A: Open the door, put the giraffe in the refrigerator, close the door.
    This question tests whether you do simple tasks in an over complicated manner.


    Q2: How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
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    Wrong Answer :- Open the door, put the elephant in, close the door.

    Correct Answer :- Open the door, REMOVE THE GIRAFFE, put the elephant in, close the door.
    This tests the ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.

    Q3: The Lion King holds a conference for all the animals. Every animal turns up, except one. Which animal is missing.
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    A:- The elephant, he's in the refrigerator!
    This question is a simple test of memory.


    Final question, last chance to redeem yourself :-

    You must cross a river which is inhabited by crocodiles, how do you do it?
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    A: - Swim across, the crocodiles are all at the conference!
    This tests whether or not you learn from your mistakes!



    In a recent survey by a reputable consultancy, about 90% of proffessionals got all of the questions wrong. Most preschoolers got them right. This disproves the common myth that the average proffessional has the brains of a four year old. :)
     
  2. DublinBass

    DublinBass Supporting Member

    I was on it for the first one, but missed the rest....I'm guessing I need to simplify my life ;)
     
  3. Sam Atherton

    Sam Atherton Member

    But you don't know how big my fridge is! How do you you know I can fit a giraffe in it? Or for that matter, how do you know that it isn't enormous and therefore big enough for not only an elephant and a giraffe, but also a couple of wildebeest! :D
     
  4. HorniKaz

    HorniKaz Supporting Member

    Failed miserably!!:(

    But I don't care because I would much rather be a PROFESSIONAL, not a proffessional anyway!!
     
  5. drummergurl

    drummergurl Active Member

    i got 2 right!! :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

    50% not too bad :clap: :metal:
     
  6. Big Twigge

    Big Twigge Active Member

    I was going to say that!
    I got my giraffe in the fridge by chopping it up into pieces...then I could have giraffe steaks for dinner. . .
     
  7. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    Got all 4 right, but I have seen this before :oops:
     
  8. ScrapingtheBottom

    ScrapingtheBottom Active Member

    How do you get an elephant in the fridge?

    Ask the giraffe to budge up a bit?

    How come that wasn't an answer?
     
  9. yonhee

    yonhee Active Member

    I got em all rong i cut up the girraffe an elephant, the lion king forgot to go to his conference and i shot all the crocodiles.
     
  10. Ginge

    Ginge Member

    I didn't do too well. Didn't realise the questions were related you see!
    It doesn't actually say that it is the same fridge that the Giraffe and Elephant go in.
     
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