April Caption Competition

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by dyl, Apr 1, 2004.

  1. dyl

    dyl Active Member

    Continuing the copyright/photocoying theme of today ;) here's the pic for April's caption competition:


    Usual rules apply i.e. no prizes - it's just for fun!

    Good luck! 8)
  2. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    Jonny made sure he cleaned up after the office party.
  3. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    In a desperate effort to get round the recent PhotCopyWatch music copying legislations, a new spray which makes music invisible as you copy it has just hit the shelves, as demonstrated here!
  4. Roger Thorne

    Roger Thorne Active Member

    Okiedokie of Oz attempts to disguise the photocopier with a can of spray paint just before 'PhotoCopyWatch' kick down the door to his bandroom!

  5. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    Unfortunately, Colin's poor eyesight meant that he mistook his Breville toaster for a photocopier and as we all know, Mr Muscle just doesn't work on photocopiers......
  6. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    Being the ultra hygenic sort, Martin was always fastidious about cleaning the photocopier thoroughly before making even more copies of his a*se.
  7. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    But it was OK in the end as his eyesight was so bad, he hadn't a clue how or where to polish where he'd just sprayed......
  8. Big Twigge

    Big Twigge Active Member

    After experimenting with photocopying different body parts, Nigel noticed some slightly worrying dark marks on the glass.He went to investigate armed with antibacterial spray....
  9. Heather

    Heather Member

    'Come on Genie, where are you? Well, it worked with that old lamp I used to have!'
  10. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    They said that the photocopier was so clean you could eat your lunch off it. John did. But poor old Bert the cleaner had to clean up after him!
  11. ploughboy

    ploughboy Active Member

    Lynx photocopier deoderant doesn't get pulses racing
  12. WhatSharp?

    WhatSharp? Active Member

    Do the Shake & Fax and put the freshness back!
  13. TheMusicMan

    TheMusicMan tMP Founder Staff Member

    ... "the last time I photocopied my *bleeped* for the boss's wall I had huge blisters on each cheek.... darned thing won't get me this time, must cool it down first... " ...:)

    sorry Mods...

    Kepps: Thou shalt not beat the bleeper, Thou shalt not beat the bleeper....
  14. HBB

    HBB Active Member

  15. WhatSharp?

    WhatSharp? Active Member

    I just KNOW there were black specks on here.. there couldn't have been THAT many notes iin the original!
  16. WhatSharp?

    WhatSharp? Active Member

    "OK Copier listen up!, this bottle contains a really BAAAD Acid, you blab one WORD to the Copy Cops and you GETS IT .... GOT IT!"
  17. iggmeister

    iggmeister Member

    Freddie the Fly would have to find a better hiding place if he was to elude Eric the Exterminator
  18. Straightmute

    Straightmute Active Member

    In the war against Weapons of Mass Duplication, the valiant Roger Thorne was always fighting at the front line.

  19. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    Infiltrating Okiedokie's bandroom on behalf of Thornes Music, Agent X is caught on CCTV applying superglue to thwart the efforts of the evil Copierman :wink:
  20. WhatSharp?

    WhatSharp? Active Member

    Tippex on the monitors was bad enough but Eric the cleaner was getting really annoyed with those Blondes, they'd gone one step too far! :D

Share This Page