April - Caption Competition 2009

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Roger Thorne, Apr 5, 2009.

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  1. Roger Thorne

    Roger Thorne Active Member

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    Usual rules apply - have fun

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  2. nook1938

    nook1938 Supporting Member

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    What is it????

    nook1938
     
  3. imthemaddude

    imthemaddude Active Member

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    On the annual trip to Butlins, Monzil get together to pick their room keys out of hat to find there is only one key.
     
  4. nook1938

    nook1938 Supporting Member

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    Who's music did you use to make that??
    I know where to get other Parts from.
     
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    "Mine is the biggest..."
    "No, mine is!"

    "Hey, my poo is bigger than your poo."
     
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    the shipbuilders
     
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    The adjudicators remarks had them on their knees and open mouthed. Just how do they always get it so wrong?
     
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    Japanese printer's pageturns confuse even the best brass musicians!
     
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    Philip Wilby's latest piece "Origami" requires his most unusual band layout to date......
     
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    andyp Active Member

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    "........and this, chaps, is how Derek Bourgeois wrote "Serenade""
     
  11. tojo

    tojo Member

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    ok lads , its my fault, didnt realise it was april the first when i took this boat job
     
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    4BR editorial team report on another British band folding.................
     
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    bbg Member

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    The World of Brass "sail" wasn't what they expected!
     
  14. PeterBale

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    Mnozil blow the boat ashore . . .
     
  15. StellaJohnson

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    Lets play spin the boat
     
  16. FATNBALD

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    will somebody get this blo*dy trombone out of my head:confused:
     
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    "I knew we shouldn't have used Spinal Tap's props company to do the visuals for Padstow Lifeboat..."
     
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    Mnozil presents new credit-crunch version of Showboat.
     
  19. Tubabrian1

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    ".............and then the euphoniums and baritones went in two by two"
     
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    New miniature Stealth battleship hits Mnozil, fails first trial.
     
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