April 2010 - Caption Competition

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Roger Thorne, Apr 3, 2010.

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  1. Roger Thorne

    Roger Thorne Active Member

    Usual Rules Apply . . . . .


    Have fun

  2. trumpetmike

    trumpetmike Well-Known Member

    Two trombonists meet during their day jobs
  3. impycornet

    impycornet Member

    "a family bucket and two corn on the cobs please"
  4. dyl

    dyl Active Member

    "Will that be a large one sir?"

    "I'm saying nothing, but just look at the size of my feet......................." ;)
  5. tojo

    tojo Member

    should have gone to specsavers
  6. FlugelD

    FlugelD Member

    Mystery shopper fail.
  7. Bob Sherunkle

    Bob Sherunkle Active Member

    "Yes sir, that's very funny. You do already have a whopper. Now do your coat back up or I will call the Police"
  8. Russ83

    Russ83 New Member

    Customer: "Shall we compare Nuggets?"

    Worker: "Oh behave sir, you've got me all in a Flurry"
  9. _si

    _si Member

    ''you know what they say about men with big feet? they don't call me 'big mac' for nothin ya know!''
  10. Anno Draconis

    Anno Draconis Well-Known Member

    "Wow, what a coincidence - your degree is in music as well?"
  11. themusicalrentboy

    themusicalrentboy Active Member

    what a first post!
  12. _si

    _si Member

    After his success with the Dinnington Colliery Band (ahem*) , Wayne Hemmingway nips into Maccy D's wearing the prototype for the new Dyke Uniform.
  13. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    Fred gets into character ready for his performance of "Send in the clowns" . . . .
  14. still learnin

    still learnin Member

    "Just do the buttons of your mac' up again sir and the police needn't be involved", said she trying not to look down.
  15. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    So Burger King doesn't sell happy meals?
  16. Errol

    Errol Supporting Member

    "What d'ya think of my Big Tasty then?" "I'm lovin' it!"
    Last edited: Apr 3, 2010
  17. BigHorn

    BigHorn Active Member

    Inspector Gadget's "Go Go Burger Stall" disguise needed some refinement.
  18. bbg

    bbg Member

    "look, Ronald, I've told you a million times - you're MacBAND!!!"
    Last edited: Apr 4, 2010
  19. bbg

    bbg Member

    "If you think you can take us over - they're big shoes to fill you know"
  20. JPCoulson

    JPCoulson Member

    "......and can I count on your vote in the election?"
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