Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Roger Thorne, Apr 2, 2010.
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Two trombonists meet during their day jobs
"a family bucket and two corn on the cobs please"
"Will that be a large one sir?"
"I'm saying nothing, but just look at the size of my feet......................."
should have gone to specsavers
Mystery shopper fail.
"Yes sir, that's very funny. You do already have a whopper. Now do your coat back up or I will call the Police"
Customer: "Shall we compare Nuggets?"
Worker: "Oh behave sir, you've got me all in a Flurry"
''you know what they say about men with big feet? they don't call me 'big mac' for nothin ya know!''
"Wow, what a coincidence - your degree is in music as well?"
what a first post!
After his success with the Dinnington Colliery Band (ahem*) , Wayne Hemmingway nips into Maccy D's wearing the prototype for the new Dyke Uniform.
Fred gets into character ready for his performance of "Send in the clowns" . . . .
"Just do the buttons of your mac' up again sir and the police needn't be involved", said she trying not to look down.
So Burger King doesn't sell happy meals?
"What d'ya think of my Big Tasty then?" "I'm lovin' it!"
Inspector Gadget's "Go Go Burger Stall" disguise needed some refinement.
"look, Ronald, I've told you a million times - you're MacBAND!!!"
"If you think you can take us over - they're big shoes to fill you know"
"......and can I count on your vote in the election?"
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