April 2010 - Caption Competition

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Roger Thorne, Apr 2, 2010.

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  1. Roger Thorne

    Roger Thorne Active Member

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    Usual Rules Apply . . . . .


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    Have fun

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  2. trumpetmike

    trumpetmike Well-Known Member

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    Two trombonists meet during their day jobs
     
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    "a family bucket and two corn on the cobs please"
     
  4. dyl

    dyl Active Member

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    "Will that be a large one sir?"

    "I'm saying nothing, but just look at the size of my feet......................." ;)
     
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    tojo Member

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    should have gone to specsavers
     
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    Mystery shopper fail.
     
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    "Yes sir, that's very funny. You do already have a whopper. Now do your coat back up or I will call the Police"
     
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    Customer: "Shall we compare Nuggets?"

    Worker: "Oh behave sir, you've got me all in a Flurry"
     
  9. _si

    _si Member

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    ''you know what they say about men with big feet? they don't call me 'big mac' for nothin ya know!''
     
  10. Anno Draconis

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    "Wow, what a coincidence - your degree is in music as well?"
     
  11. themusicalrentboy

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    what a first post!
     
  12. _si

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    After his success with the Dinnington Colliery Band (ahem*) , Wayne Hemmingway nips into Maccy D's wearing the prototype for the new Dyke Uniform.
     
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    Fred gets into character ready for his performance of "Send in the clowns" . . . .
     
  14. still learnin

    still learnin Member

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    "Just do the buttons of your mac' up again sir and the police needn't be involved", said she trying not to look down.
     
  15. brassneck

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    So Burger King doesn't sell happy meals?
     
  16. Errol

    Errol Supporting Member

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    "What d'ya think of my Big Tasty then?" "I'm lovin' it!"
     
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  17. BigHorn

    BigHorn Active Member

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    Inspector Gadget's "Go Go Burger Stall" disguise needed some refinement.
     
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    "look, Ronald, I've told you a million times - you're MacBAND!!!"
     
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  19. bbg

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    "If you think you can take us over - they're big shoes to fill you know"
     
  20. JPCoulson

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    "......and can I count on your vote in the election?"
     
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