April '05 Caption Competition

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  1. dyl

    dyl Active Member

    Here's the pic for this month's caption competition:

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    And in a break to the tradition, we'll offer a prize to the winner this month:

    A lifetime's free access to tMP! *

    Aren't we good to you eh? ;)

    Have fun!

    * unless you misbehave and get banned, of course!

     
    Last edited: Apr 1, 2005
  2. Roger Thorne

    Roger Thorne Active Member

    I sty with my little eye, something beginning with P.


    ;)
     
  3. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    In honour of Emley Bands crushing shock victory in the Championship section Nationals here we see the fly past just taking off.
     
  4. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    government advert: healthy eating ... food fit for consumption
     
  5. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    Okay!! Who mentioned apple sauce?!?
     
  6. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    I don't give a hoot if his huffing and a puffing is impressive...I'm getting the hell out of here!!!
     
  7. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    Run Lads!!! It's Rebecca Loos!!!!!!!!
     
  8. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    pigs starting their flight training
     
  9. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    Despite all the pre match hype, as soon as the contestants in the inaugural Pig Sumo World Championships got a chance they were off!
     
  10. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    Animal rights activists are tonight up in arms about the latest design of desktop Newtons Cradle.
     
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  12. Roger Thorne

    Roger Thorne Active Member

    First little piggy ran to market,
    Second little piggy's in no hurry,
    Third little piggy jumped over the fence,
    and the other ended up in a curry!

    ;)
     
  13. TheMusicMan

    TheMusicMan tMP Founder Staff Member

    "Cor.... I wanna bit of that"... said the pig in blue...;)
     
  14. euphnut

    euphnut New Member

    Greens in front, Labour following closely, Conservative sticking nose in air! and the other guy is just stuck in the mud
     
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  15. Roger Thorne

    Roger Thorne Active Member

    Surprised holiday makers look on as Pigs run down the beach to try out their new Lilo.

    ;)
     
  16. Crazysop

    Crazysop Member

    Quick fellas the swill's arrived, last one there's a pork chop!
     
  17. cornetshell

    cornetshell Member

    ....the price of pork is rising....

    :rolleyes:
     
  18. brassneck

    brassneck Active Member

    Der Ring Des Pigelungen
     
  19. ian perks

    ian perks Active Member

    The Butcher of the mouthpiece is after us
    "RUN FOR IT LADS"

    Hang on i thought he was a Baritone player not a butcher
    Just run for it anyway, he looks a bit useful with his knives and that Baritone can do us some damage to.

    Ian Perks
    Gresley Band& Baritone Player +
    Your tMP Resident Catering Butcher of The West Midlands;)
     
  20. ian perks

    ian perks Active Member

    Run quick

    We are not ending up on one of those Sausage Recipes that i have seen on The Mouthpiece
     
  21. fitzy

    fitzy Active Member

    and coming into the final jump at Ascot, it's Wilber by a snout closely followed by Babe with Piglet running 3rd and the 1st little piggy bringing up the rear.....................
     
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