Apple announced today!!!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by chrisjohnston, Jul 27, 2010.

  1. chrisjohnston

    chrisjohnston Member

    Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.

    The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size.

    This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them..
  2. Kjata

    Kjata Member

    I can beat that mate!!
  3. chrisjohnston

    chrisjohnston Member

    Nah prefer the implants, got some on order for you my boy!!!
    I'll even fit them for you!
  4. Red Elvis

    Red Elvis Active Member

    That is a powerful image !!! . Disturbing , but powerful !!
  5. Lawrencediana

    Lawrencediana Member

    You used to have to put your ear to the ground, now where do you put it????
  6. Kjata

    Kjata Member

    You shouldn't be having those thoughts about me!! ;)
    I'm feeling slightly ill just thinking about it, even Chris's nice car can't persuade me to do that...