Another reason why I love the English language

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Dave Payn, Jun 29, 2004.

  1. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    Again; has done the rounds for a while, so apologies if you've seen this collection before.

    HEADLINES IN US NEWSPAPERS

    Man Struck by Lightning faces Battery Charge
    New Study of Obesity looks for Larger Test Group
    Astronaut takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
    Kids make Nutritious Snacks
    Chef Throws his Heart into Helping Feed Needy
    Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire
    British Union finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
    Ban on Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
    Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
    New Vaccine may Contain Rabies
    Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
    Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
    Air Head Fired
    Steals Clock, Faces Time
    Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff
    Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
    Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board
    Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
    Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction
    Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training
    Include your Children when Baking Cookies
     
  2. bruceg

    bruceg Active Member

    pmsl - rotfl :D
     
  3. Naomi McFadyen

    Naomi McFadyen New Member

    LOL! Cracks me up everytime! :lol:
     
  4. drummergurl

    drummergurl Active Member

    LMAO!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  5. Liz Courts

    Liz Courts Active Member

    Just as brilliant as the first lot!! :lol: And once again, believable too!! :lol: :lol:
     

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