Another oldie from the Vault of Payn

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Dave Payn, Dec 2, 2003.

  1. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon
    arrival the doctor said that he had invented a machine that would transfer
    a portion of the labour pain to the father. He asked if they were willing
    to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the
    knob at 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.

    But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine, so he asked the doctor to bump the machine up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20%. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and pulse and was amazed at how well he was doing. At 50% the husband was still holding up fine, since this was obviously helping out his wife he encouraged the doctor to transfer all of the pain.

    The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her
    husband were absolutely thrilled. Everything was great until they got home and found the postman dead on their porch.
  2. super_sop

    super_sop Supporting Member

  3. Euph-Bari

    Euph-Bari Active Member

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
  4. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    I'm really sorry guys, but I don't get that either. Can anyone PM with the meaning! :? Or just post it here!!!!

    Too young methinks ;)
  5. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    (S'ok ... I know now ;) )
  6. groovy

    groovy Active Member

    The father of the baby would get some of the pain, yeah? And the guy by the hospital bed is feeling no pain....but the POSTMAN is DEAD when they get home.........................................................he's the father, isn't he?
    The other one, all the patients are saying Burns poems - they're in the burns unit....

    Oh I do despair.
  7. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    Dave's explaination slightly more readable ;)

    But both right!!!! :D
  8. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    Still. Nice to know your avatar cat finds it funny! :wink:
  9. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    I had to tape it's mouth shut to stop it howling with laughter earlier on! ;)
  10. Naomi McFadyen

    Naomi McFadyen New Member

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: