(Sorry, I know these should go on the existing bad joke thread, but it's been quiet here this afternoon!) A man walked into a public toilet where he found two cubicles, of which one was already occupied. So he entered the other one, closed the door, dropped his trousers and sat down. A voice came from the cubicle next to him: "Hello mate, how are you going?" He thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude he replied "Yeah, not too bad thanks." After a short pause, he heard the voice again: "So, what are you up to mate?" Again he answered; somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what to say, he replied "Umm, I'm just having a quick dump, mate. How about yourself?" He then heard the voice for the third time....."Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some **** in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say." Two women are looking into the window of a dress shop. Pointing excitedly into the window one of the women exclaims "That's the one I'd get!". Then a cyclops jumped out and ate her. Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that an interesting phenomenon of nature is that only humans stutter, no other animal in the world does this. Johnny's hand shoots up. "Not correct, Miss!" he says. "Please explain, Johnny," replies the teacher. "Well, Miss, the other day I was playing with my cat on the patio.The neighbours' Great Dane came around the corner, and my cat went "ffffffffff! ffffffffffff! ffffffffff!", and before he could say "F*** ***!", the dog ate him!"