An Indian restaurant's classical playlist

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Dave Payn, Oct 20, 2003.

  1. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    Gilbert and Sullivan: Tikka Pair of Sparkling Eyes
    Puccini: Nessun Korma (Nan Shall Sleep)
    Anything conducted by Sir Georg Balti
    Handel: Oratorio, The Masala
    Bach: Chipata and Fugue in D Minor

    Any more?
  2. Cornishwomble

    Cornishwomble Active Member

    Johnny Cash: Ring of fire :twisted:
  3. Naomi McFadyen

    Naomi McFadyen New Member


    twang twang twang twang twang...
  4. The Cornet King

    The Cornet King Active Member

    Can't think of any pieces but they could all be played by Buy as You View Curry!!!! :D
  5. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    Poppadom goes Bach

    Theme from "When the bhaji comes in"

    Anything from the Collected Woks of the great composers :wink:

    If they include chinese dishes, you could add "Cornet Chop Suey" and "Chinese Takeaway".
  6. ploughboy

    ploughboy Active Member

    not quite classical, but funny!!

    Sung to the tune of Queens Bohemian Rhapsody ...

    Naan, just killed a man

    Poppadom against his head

    Had lime pickle now he's dead.

    Naan, dinner's just begun

    But now I'm gonna throw it all away.

    Naan, ooh, ooh Didn't mean to make you cry

    If I'm not back from the loo by this time tomorrow

    Curry on, curry on

    Cause nothing really madras.

    Too late, my dinner's gone

    Sends shivers down my spine

    Bottom aching all the time

    Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to go

    Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.

    Naan, ooh, ooh

    This dopiaza is so mild

    I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.

    (guitar solo)

    I see a little chicken tikka on the side

    Rogan Josh, rogan josh, pass the chutney made of mango

    Vindaloo does nicely very very spicy


    Byriani (Byriani)

    Byriani (Byriani)

    Byriani and a naan

    (A vindaloo loo loo loo)

    I've eaten balti, somebody help me

    He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory

    Stand you well back

    'Case the loo is quarantined

    here it comes

    There it goes

    Technicolor yawn

    I chunder


    It's coming up again

    (There he goes)

    I chunder, it's coming back again

    (There he goes)

    Coming back again

    (up again)

    here it comes again.

    (No, no, no, no, no, no, NO)

    On my knees, I'm on my knees

    On his knees, oh there he goes

    This vindaloo

    Is about to wreck my guts

    Poor meeee... poor meeee.... Poor MEEEEE!

    (Guitar solo)

    So you think you can chunder and then feel alright?

    So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night?

    Oh maybe, but now you'll puke like a baby

    Just had to come out

    It just had to come right out in here.

    (Guitar solo)

    (slow bit)

    korma or dopiaza

    bhaji, naan or saag

    Nothing makes a difference

    Nothing makes a difference

    To meeee....

    (Any way the wind blows.............shshshsh)
  7. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    yorkshire men have far too much free time!

  8. super_sop

    super_sop Supporting Member

    :lol: :lol:
  9. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    ... although was extremely funny. I found myself singing it! :cry: :cry:

  10. floral_dance

    floral_dance Member

    ooooh sad Ben :?
  11. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    yeah, have to admit i was singing that one... good work!
  12. LipService

    LipService Member

    Paint Your Rogan
    Poppadom Preach
    We've Aloo Just Begun
    Ain't That A Shami
    Nan's Chorus
    As Time Gobi
    Korma Chameleon
    Finale to the William Tell Overture (poppadom, poppadom, poppadom.. dom .. dom)
    Tikka To Ride

    and keeping on the takeaway theme...

    Doner Make My Brown Eyes Blue

  13. Ann-Marie

    Ann-Marie Member

    A friend of mine, Clare who is quite new to tmp and has been browsing some of the older topics sent me the text to the Bohemian Rhapsody curry song yesterday. Guess what we played at rehearsal last night.......... and being on 3rd cornet I had plenty of bars rest to try to remember the words!!! :D Very funny!
  14. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    From the West Sahib Story selection: Ghee, Officer Krupke?
  15. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    :? :shock:

    Ploughboy, you are a sad strange individual...and you have my pitta, er pity.

    Very funny tho. :D :D
  16. Well Worth It

    Well Worth It Active Member

    Says thee, 2md??
  17. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    Oh and you're straight from the top of the "well adjusted, rational and logical tree" I suppose???

    I think not sir!

    I put it to you that you took a nose dive out of the "Barking Mad Tree" and banged your noggin on every banch on the way down. What sayeth you WWI?
    (Any news on the Emley/Hepworth footie BTW?)
  18. Well Worth It

    Well Worth It Active Member

    libble dio tehkls grasjop kfjtg!
  19. Nuke

    Nuke Active Member

    Still trying to arrange a footy match.
  20. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    yeah but it'll be a nice footie match...there'll be no argie bhaji!! :oops: