As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife. So, this Saturday at 2:00 PM all English women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban, demonstrate that they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all English women. And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. The British Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless England! IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON!