An Englishman's Duty.....

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Maestro, Dec 10, 2004.

  1. Maestro

    Maestro Active Member

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    As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked
    woman who is not his wife. So, this Saturday at 2:00 PM all English women
    are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any
    neighbourhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended
    for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn
    chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban, demonstrate
    that they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show
    support for all English women. And since the Taliban also does not approve
    of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your
    anti-Taliban sentiment. The British Government appreciates your efforts to
    root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist
    activity.
    God bless England!
    IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON!
     
  2. rightnowmusic

    rightnowmusic Member

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    Can us Brits living outside the UK do the same ? All in the name of Patriatism you understand....


    Mark :D
     
  3. Big Twigge

    Big Twigge Active Member

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    Good job I'm Welsh ;)
     
  4. six pints

    six pints Active Member

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    lol!! times like this i wish a was a bloke or gay!!
     
  5. rightnowmusic

    rightnowmusic Member

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    Now that must be leaving you open for some sarcy comment from somebody.... :D


    Not from me, I hasten to add, cos I'm such a nice guy ! :wink:


    Mark :D
     
  6. ComputerBloke

    ComputerBloke Member

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    <snigger> For a moment there, I could follow the logic of that and I was convinced!!!

    Sounds like a right good idea anyway :D
     
  7. Griffin

    Griffin Active Member

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    No way!! my neighbour is a right *****r!!!:(
    Mind you the other one isn't bad! ;)
     
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