Adverts and Bandspersons

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Cantonian, Oct 4, 2004.

  1. Cantonian

    Cantonian Active Member

    Sometimes golfers have a psychological condition called ' the Yips' whereby they cannot get themselves to move the putter to putt the ball towards the hole.

    What would happen if a percussionist lost his/her sense of rhythm (?percussionist's Yip's)?


    The advert states 'Are you constipated? Take Dulcolax and your rhythm will return!!!'

    No mention of bowels and brown stuff, just return of rhythm. Ideal for percussionists with the 'Yips' or equivalent.

    Perhaps adjudicator's who bemoan rhythmic inaccuracies could be sponsored by Dulcolax!!

    Any other adverts applying to banders?
  2. mikelyons

    mikelyons Supporting Member

    Sorry to do this Cantonian, but have you ever met (or heard) a drummer who actually has rhythm? ;)
  3. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    I did hear George Gershwin knew one - name of "I" :shock:
  4. jpbray

    jpbray Member

    Would Heinkein do the trick?? its supposed to refresh the parts other beers can reach :)
  5. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    And "A Mars a day" used to "help you work, rest and play" ;)
  6. jpbray

    jpbray Member

    Did Bernard Matthews Adverise "Turkey Drummers"?
  7. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    From Coca Cola you could have: "The pause that refreshes" or "Things go better with Coke";

    One for the flugel players, as coined by the Florida Citrus Commission: "A day without orange juice is a day without sunshine";

    . . . and the drummers could always try "sticktite" :shock:

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