About to become a sop!!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by 2nd man down, Mar 18, 2005.

  1. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    I go for the snip at 2:30 on the 31st of this month!!! :eek:


    Thinking of having a goodbye party for my millions of little helpers.
    Anyone's welcome!! *gulp!* :(
     
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  3. Miss Presley

    Miss Presley Member

    Will be thinking of you, not quite gone to the stage of marking it in my diary though like Ploughboy!

    ;)
     
  4. Big Twigge

    Big Twigge Active Member

    Thanks for sharing that with us... I bet when John started this website, he ever imagined there'd be a thread about that!
     
  5. fitzy

    fitzy Active Member

    Cue the funeral march!

    My comiserations and best of luck!
     
  6. Cantonian

    Cantonian Active Member

    Just to put your mind at rest...........not!!

    :eek: IT HURTS :(
     
  7. TheMusicMan

    TheMusicMan tMP Founder Staff Member

    Too true your majesty... (unopposed and quite rightly - Queen of Random), I certainly didn't. Great quote as well 2md...;)

    Good luck, you're a braver man than I!!!!!
     
  8. stephen_clapton

    stephen_clapton New Member

    OUCH! good luck mate. :tup


    Will have a few good luck :guiness for you tomorrow!
     
  9. super_sop

    super_sop Supporting Member

    Good luck dude, hope it all goes well.
    just dont forget when they ask you to shave before you go in, its not your chin they mean:rolleyes:.
     
  10. Rapier

    Rapier Supporting Member

    Well I hope you have an easier time than I did. Had the anaesthetic injections, uncomfortable but bearable. Then the man starts to cut. I say 'erm... I can feel that!' He says,'Nonsense, it's just your imagination!' He continues and I say, 'No seriously, I can feel it A LOT!!' He carried on regardless, while I lay there too terrified to move! When he'd finished, I was lying in a huge puddle of sweat and had to be treated for shock. And kept in for 6 hours!! The anaestheic hadn't worked!
    Still, I'm sure you'll be fine. :rolleyes:
     
  11. Miss Presley

    Miss Presley Member

    Sweating yet Crawf? Having a change of heart? :wow
     
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  13. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    :eek: faints *CLUNK!!*
     
  14. Naomi McFadyen

    Naomi McFadyen New Member

    :lol: :lol: :lol:


    Yea, thanks for sharing that one with us dude......
    Sure it'll go fine...

    ;-)
     
  15. Sam Atherton

    Sam Atherton Member

    And the 31st is an awfully long time away. Just think how many more horror stories we can collect before then... ;)
     
  16. Di

    Di Active Member


    Nee naa nee naaa, Mumsie to the rescue!

    *stands over Crawford, full of concern, mopping his brow, trying to bring him round, gently tapping, and calling Crawford, Crawford, wakey wakey*

    That fails, so

    *Mumsie, carefully and ever so tenderly



















    chucks a bucket of ice cold water over Crawford and shouts

    Oi, you! Wake up you lazy git!

    :biggrin::biggrin:

    And thats why I'm "The Mummy". :biggrin::biggrin:;)
     
  17. Sellers_Bird

    Sellers_Bird Active Member

    all the best for the op matey...why dont u have a party for each and everyone of ur little helpers? now that would be fun :D
     
  18. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    sorry Mate!!
     
  19. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    That would be like Partysville USA!!
     
  20. ploughboy

    ploughboy Active Member

    Quote: Well I hope you have an easier time than I did. Had the anaesthetic injections, uncomfortable but bearable. Then the man starts to cut. I say 'erm... I can feel that!' He says,'Nonsense, it's just your imagination!' He continues and I say, 'No seriously, I can feel it A LOT!!' He carried on regardless, while I lay there too terrified to move! When he'd finished, I was lying in a huge puddle of sweat and had to be treated for shock. And kept in for 6 hours!! The anaestheic hadn't worked!
    Still, I'm sure you'll be fine. :


    That's the so cruel, telling him that!!

    lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

    :)
     
  21. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    That's what I like about you Garry...Nothing!! :mad:
     
  22. ian perks

    ian perks Active Member

    Well a bloke who works at our Butchers Unit a few years ago had it done it went fine came back to work still ok then a week later he caught a infection:eek: oops both ******** swelled up

    He was off work for 2 weeks:(
    Sorry to tell you that.
    Rarther you than me:biggrin:
     

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