A true friend (An alternative view)

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Big Twigge, Mar 22, 2005.

  1. Big Twigge

    Big Twigge Active Member

    THis is what it's all about...

    1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
    against the sorry b*****d who made you that way.

    2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

    3. When you smile - I will know you've finally got laid.

    4. When you are scared - I will tease you about it every chance I get.

    5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how
    much worse it could be and to stop your ****** whining.

    6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

    7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well
    again, I don't want whatever you have.

    8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at you for being so clumsy/drunk

    These are the best types of friends
    HorniKaz likes this.
  2. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    LMAO! They're great! :)
  3. WoodenFlugel

    WoodenFlugel Moderator Staff Member

    Awwww *sob* Caroline *sniff*...thats...*sniff*...beautiful...*sob**sob**sniff*

  4. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    You wimp Ian!
  5. Big Twigge

    Big Twigge Active Member

    Well of course they're all my own beautiful words!
  6. yonhee

    yonhee Active Member

    lol theyre ace! :clap:
  7. drummergurl

    drummergurl Active Member

    LOL yup very true!!
  8. HorniKaz

    HorniKaz Supporting Member

    Liking them all but this one...........how true!!! :clap:
  9. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    Miss T, really glad your a distant friend.

    LMAO :clap:
  10. Jan H

    Jan H Moderator Staff Member

    LOL, very funny!
  11. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    Feel so much better now...

  12. Sellers_Bird

    Sellers_Bird Active Member

    i like it alot..made me chuckle!
  13. twigglet

    twigglet Member

    Woooo hoooo the truth at last... So much better than all those "a friend will catch every tear you cry, will be by your side through the worst and the best times...blah blah blah" ones, think they're a big pair of panticles!!

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