A poem by Sir Paul McCartney (alLEGedly)

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  1. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    by Macca

    We sat upon the river bank
    My hand was all a-quiver
    I undid her suspender belt
    And her leg fell in the river
     
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  3. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    Try reading it a la Eric Morecambe and it's even better :!: :wink: :lol:
     
  4. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    Indeed. I can hear the rendition in my head! Tommy Cooper-esque wouldn't be too bad, either!
     
  5. MattB

    MattB Member

    Classic! Have you heard this one............

    Paul McCartney talking to Ringo Starr last week:

    "So what are you getting the wife this year Paul?"

    "I've bought her a plane"

    "Really? Wow, bet she'll love it!"

    "I've bought her a slipper for the other foot"

    Comments please!!
     
  6. Seedhouse

    Seedhouse Active Member

    Didn't get that last one...?! Which has made me feel really dumb! :? :( :oops:
     
  7. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    The joke as I heard it was the SPM had bought Heather a plane for Christmas..... but she was still going to use Immac on the other leg.
     
  8. neiltwist

    neiltwist Active Member

    I'm assuming that Paul McCartney's wife has a wooden leg or something.
     
  9. Okiedokie of Oz

    Okiedokie of Oz Active Member

    She got hit by a motorbike, or bus, or something a few years ago. Now she has a false leg. It also ruined her modelling career......I think.......
     
  10. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    Thanks, now they make sense! :D

    Lol -- very funy! ;-)
     
  11. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    Funny even! :D
     
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  13. Roger Thorne

    Roger Thorne Active Member

    As I said to Super_Sop at rehearsal last night.

    "This time tomorrow I'll be on the plane".
    "Going anywhere nice?" he replied.
    "No, I'm hanging a new front door!"

    :roll:
     
  14. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    :shock: :shock:
     

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