A poem by Sir Paul McCartney (alLEGedly)

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  1. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

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    by Macca

    We sat upon the river bank
    My hand was all a-quiver
    I undid her suspender belt
    And her leg fell in the river
     
  2. PeterBale

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    Try reading it a la Eric Morecambe and it's even better :!: :wink: :lol:
     
  3. Dave Payn

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    Indeed. I can hear the rendition in my head! Tommy Cooper-esque wouldn't be too bad, either!
     
  4. MattB

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    Classic! Have you heard this one............

    Paul McCartney talking to Ringo Starr last week:

    "So what are you getting the wife this year Paul?"

    "I've bought her a plane"

    "Really? Wow, bet she'll love it!"

    "I've bought her a slipper for the other foot"

    Comments please!!
     
  5. Seedhouse

    Seedhouse Active Member

    Didn't get that last one...?! Which has made me feel really dumb! :? :( :oops:
     
  6. Dave Payn

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    The joke as I heard it was the SPM had bought Heather a plane for Christmas..... but she was still going to use Immac on the other leg.
     
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    I'm assuming that Paul McCartney's wife has a wooden leg or something.
     
  8. Okiedokie of Oz

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    She got hit by a motorbike, or bus, or something a few years ago. Now she has a false leg. It also ruined her modelling career......I think.......
     
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    Thanks, now they make sense! :D

    Lol -- very funy! ;-)
     
  10. HBB

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    Funny even! :D
     
  11. Roger Thorne

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    As I said to Super_Sop at rehearsal last night.

    "This time tomorrow I'll be on the plane".
    "Going anywhere nice?" he replied.
    "No, I'm hanging a new front door!"

    :roll:
     
  12. HBB

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    :shock: :shock:
     
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