A poem by Sir Paul McCartney (alLEGedly)

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Dave Payn, Nov 25, 2003.

  1. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    by Macca

    We sat upon the river bank
    My hand was all a-quiver
    I undid her suspender belt
    And her leg fell in the river
  2. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    Try reading it a la Eric Morecambe and it's even better :!: :wink: :lol:
  3. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    Indeed. I can hear the rendition in my head! Tommy Cooper-esque wouldn't be too bad, either!
  4. MattB

    MattB Member

    Classic! Have you heard this one............

    Paul McCartney talking to Ringo Starr last week:

    "So what are you getting the wife this year Paul?"

    "I've bought her a plane"

    "Really? Wow, bet she'll love it!"

    "I've bought her a slipper for the other foot"

    Comments please!!
  5. Seedhouse

    Seedhouse Active Member

    Didn't get that last one...?! Which has made me feel really dumb! :? :( :oops:
  6. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    The joke as I heard it was the SPM had bought Heather a plane for Christmas..... but she was still going to use Immac on the other leg.
  7. neiltwist

    neiltwist Active Member

    I'm assuming that Paul McCartney's wife has a wooden leg or something.
  8. Okiedokie of Oz

    Okiedokie of Oz Active Member

    She got hit by a motorbike, or bus, or something a few years ago. Now she has a false leg. It also ruined her modelling career......I think.......
  9. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    Thanks, now they make sense! :D

    Lol -- very funy! ;-)
  10. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    Funny even! :D
  11. Roger Thorne

    Roger Thorne Active Member

    As I said to Super_Sop at rehearsal last night.

    "This time tomorrow I'll be on the plane".
    "Going anywhere nice?" he replied.
    "No, I'm hanging a new front door!"

  12. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    :shock: :shock:

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