A physics/chemistry joke...

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Darth_Tuba, Dec 4, 2003.

  1. Darth_Tuba

    Darth_Tuba Active Member

    I'm sure 99% of people won't get this, and those who do might not even find it funny, but I'm bored stiff and need to keep myself amused (beurgh):

    Heisenberg is driving along in his car and is stopped by a policeman for speeding.

    Officer: "Do you know how fast you were going?"
    Heisenberg: "No, but I know where I am!"

    :roll: If you don't get it visit this link: http://www.aip.org/history/heisenberg/
  2. andyp

    andyp Active Member

    I bet he doesn't know whether his cat's still alive, though!
  3. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    Have you been eating your Greens (functions)?
  4. Keppler

    Keppler Moderator Staff Member

    try wearing various headgears and taking photos.. that joke was beyond payn-ful..
  5. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    Good to know I'm keeping that reputation I've spent years lowering. :)
  6. asteria

    asteria Member

    Chris that really was awful! It’s not even funny for god’s sake, it’s like one of those lame cartoons they draw in text books to make science seem funny, but it’s really not!!
    Poor you, you must be realllyy bored!!
  7. Darth_Tuba

    Darth_Tuba Active Member

    I'm sorry! :cry:
  8. Aidan

    Aidan Active Member

    chris will be appearing in the "BOC Gallery" when the BrassNeck Site is next updated.. keep your eyes peeled... if you have any nominations for other bocs to add to the list please pm me. a mugshot will be required too... Deviant pictures are also to be featured. Keep em coming. (beurgh)
  9. JessopSmythe

    JessopSmythe Active Member

    speaking of deviant pictures, what happened to the twigglett video?
  10. neiltwist

    neiltwist Active Member

    oh dear, the video!

    but where was the chemistry joke in that?
  11. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    I think I saw it in my local blockbuster... but that top shelf is so high up...
  12. BigHorn

    BigHorn Active Member

    I thought it was Schroeder who had the cat. Perhaps Heisenburg cat-napped it and that why he was caught speeding - trying to make his getaway. :wink:
  13. Keppler

    Keppler Moderator Staff Member

    schrodinger actually.. ;)
  14. BigHorn

    BigHorn Active Member

    Obviously this is proof of the uncertainty principle. He knows where he is so nobody knows who owns the cat.