A physics/chemistry joke...

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Darth_Tuba, Dec 4, 2003.

  1. Darth_Tuba

    Darth_Tuba Active Member

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    I'm sure 99% of people won't get this, and those who do might not even find it funny, but I'm bored stiff and need to keep myself amused (beurgh):

    Heisenberg is driving along in his car and is stopped by a policeman for speeding.

    Officer: "Do you know how fast you were going?"
    Heisenberg: "No, but I know where I am!"

    :roll: If you don't get it visit this link: http://www.aip.org/history/heisenberg/
     
  2. andyp

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    I bet he doesn't know whether his cat's still alive, though!
     
  3. bigmamabadger

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    Have you been eating your Greens (functions)?
    BMB
     
  4. Keppler

    Keppler Moderator Staff Member

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    try wearing various headgears and taking photos.. that joke was beyond payn-ful..
     
  5. Dave Payn

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    Good to know I'm keeping that reputation I've spent years lowering. :)
     
  6. asteria

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    Chris that really was awful! It’s not even funny for god’s sake, it’s like one of those lame cartoons they draw in text books to make science seem funny, but it’s really not!!
    Poor you, you must be realllyy bored!!
    :roll:
     
  7. Darth_Tuba

    Darth_Tuba Active Member

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    I'm sorry! :cry:
     
  8. Aidan

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    chris will be appearing in the "BOC Gallery" when the BrassNeck Site is next updated.. keep your eyes peeled... if you have any nominations for other bocs to add to the list please pm me. a mugshot will be required too... Deviant pictures are also to be featured. Keep em coming. (beurgh)
     
  9. JessopSmythe

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    speaking of deviant pictures, what happened to the twigglett video?
     
  10. neiltwist

    neiltwist Active Member

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    oh dear, the video!

    but where was the chemistry joke in that?
     
  11. lynchie

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    I think I saw it in my local blockbuster... but that top shelf is so high up...
     
  12. BigHorn

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    I thought it was Schroeder who had the cat. Perhaps Heisenburg cat-napped it and that why he was caught speeding - trying to make his getaway. :wink:
     
  13. Keppler

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    schrodinger actually.. ;)
     
  14. BigHorn

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    Obviously this is proof of the uncertainty principle. He knows where he is so nobody knows who owns the cat.
     
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