A must for every English cricket fan.....

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  1. yr_epa

    yr_epa Member

  2. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    Don't show this to Alison Childs!!
     
  3. yr_epa

    yr_epa Member

    ...must be some kind of a private joke??.....
     
  4. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    ANOTHER MUST FOR ENGLISH CRICKET FANS

    When Shane Warne and Simone first got married Shane said, "I am
    putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it." In
    all their 10 years of marriage, Simone had never looked. However, on the
    afternoon of their 10th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and
    she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box were 3 empty beer cans
    and $81,874.25 in cash. She closed the box and put it back under the
    bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to
    why there even was such a box with such contents.

    That evening, they were out for a special anniversary dinner.
    confessed, saying, "I am so sorry. For all these years, I kept my
    promise and never looked into the box under our bed. However, today the
    temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know, why do
    you keep the 3 beer cans in the box?"

    Shane thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these
    years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I
    put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to
    do it again." Simone was shocked, but said, "I am very disappointed and
    saddened by your behaviour. However, since you are addicted to sex, I
    guess it does happen and I guess 3 times is not that bad considering
    your problem."

    Shane thanked her for being so understanding. They hugged and
    made their peace. A little while later Simone asked Shane, "So why do
    you have all that money in the box?" Shane answered, "Well, whenever the
    box filled up with empty cans, I took them to the recycling centre and
    redeemed them for cash.
     

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