A Mars a day....

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Dave Payn, May 5, 2004.

  1. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

  2. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    I must meet this woman... I like the sound of her new diet!
  3. I wouldn't mind if it was galaxy ripple's but I think that many mars bars might just get a bit sickening!
  4. six pints

    six pints Active Member

    maybe she was going to make the worlds biggest mars bar cake...
  5. Dave Euph

    Dave Euph Member

    ... eugh ... it makes me feel sick ... too much chocolate :?
  6. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    Anyway, given the reputation that women and chocolate have, I dare say she'll have polished them all off by this evening..... (Only joshin' ladies! ;-))
  7. Nuke

    Nuke Active Member

    Maybe she has alot of children that like mars bars or shes trying to solve third world hunger in one fell swoop.
  8. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    There was an old woman who lived in a shoe -
    She had so many children, now they've got something to chew :wink:
  9. yorkie19

    yorkie19 Active Member

    Apparently she is moving overseas and where she is moving to, you can't get hold of a Mars bar. (Like where?). Anyway, a Mars a day means here supply would last 29 years.

    How long is she going for, I hear you ask? I'm told it's.....wait for it.......
    6 months! So that'll be 58 Mars' a day will..................

  10. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    Hope they all melt on the flight over! :twisted:
  11. akwarose

    akwarose Active Member

    if only i had the money to be buying that amount of mars bars....... *drools*
  12. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    Perhaps she's been listening to too much David Bowie, but heard it as "Live on Mars" instead of "Life on Mars" :?: :!: :wink:
  13. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    Not sure she'd want to 'planet' that way.... :oops: :roll:
  14. Jo Elson

    Jo Elson Member

    Saying she's got over £2000 to spent on mars bars i doubt it if she has kids.
  15. Naomi McFadyen

    Naomi McFadyen New Member

    This is why some supermarkets that have these deals limit people on how many they can get in one purchase :lol:

    A few stratagies though...
    1) She's a pig in discise
    2) She's a pig
    3) She *wants* to be a pig

    4) She works in a school and wants to bribe the kids into doing well in their exams.
    5) --I can't post--

    Good song that! :D

  16. ScrapingtheBottom

    ScrapingtheBottom Active Member

    She was obviously "Nouveau Riche", Mars Bars indeed! The Classy Bird goes for the Curly Wurlies evertime...
  17. flugelgal

    flugelgal Active Member

    MMMM Curly Wurlies - but I'm more of a Double Decker fan at the moment... (I don't think I want to know what category that puts me in, Chris! :wink: ).
  18. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    How about a bus eater? ;-)
  19. ScrapingtheBottom

    ScrapingtheBottom Active Member

    Just a question, do you eat the top bit then the bottom bit or both at the same time?
  20. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    maybe she worships me from afar and was buying me a present... well a man can dream!!! :D

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