A Mars a day....

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Dave Payn, May 5, 2004.

  1. Dave Payn

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  2. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

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    I must meet this woman... I like the sound of her new diet!
     
  3. littlemisshorns

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    I wouldn't mind if it was galaxy ripple's but I think that many mars bars might just get a bit sickening!
     
  4. six pints

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    maybe she was going to make the worlds biggest mars bar cake...
     
  5. Dave Euph

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    ... eugh ... it makes me feel sick ... too much chocolate :?
     
  6. Dave Payn

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    Anyway, given the reputation that women and chocolate have, I dare say she'll have polished them all off by this evening..... (Only joshin' ladies! ;-))
     
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    Maybe she has alot of children that like mars bars or shes trying to solve third world hunger in one fell swoop.
     
  8. PeterBale

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    There was an old woman who lived in a shoe -
    She had so many children, now they've got something to chew :wink:
     
  9. yorkie19

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    Apparently she is moving overseas and where she is moving to, you can't get hold of a Mars bar. (Like where?). Anyway, a Mars a day means here supply would last 29 years.

    How long is she going for, I hear you ask? I'm told it's.....wait for it.......
    6 months! So that'll be 58 Mars' a day will..................


    Sam
     
  10. Dave Payn

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    Hope they all melt on the flight over! :twisted:
     
  11. akwarose

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    if only i had the money to be buying that amount of mars bars....... *drools*
     
  12. PeterBale

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    Perhaps she's been listening to too much David Bowie, but heard it as "Live on Mars" instead of "Life on Mars" :?: :!: :wink:
     
  13. Dave Payn

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    Not sure she'd want to 'planet' that way.... :oops: :roll:
     
  14. Jo Elson

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    Saying she's got over £2000 to spent on mars bars i doubt it if she has kids.
     
  15. Naomi McFadyen

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    :shock:
    This is why some supermarkets that have these deals limit people on how many they can get in one purchase :lol:

    A few stratagies though...
    1) She's a pig in discise
    2) She's a pig
    3) She *wants* to be a pig

    4) She works in a school and wants to bribe the kids into doing well in their exams.
    5) --I can't post--


    Good song that! :D

    ;-)
     
  16. ScrapingtheBottom

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    She was obviously "Nouveau Riche", Mars Bars indeed! The Classy Bird goes for the Curly Wurlies evertime...
     
  17. flugelgal

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    MMMM Curly Wurlies - but I'm more of a Double Decker fan at the moment... (I don't think I want to know what category that puts me in, Chris! :wink: ).
     
  18. Dave Payn

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    How about a bus eater? ;-)
     
  19. ScrapingtheBottom

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    Just a question, do you eat the top bit then the bottom bit or both at the same time?
     
  20. lynchie

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    maybe she worships me from afar and was buying me a present... well a man can dream!!! :D
     
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