A few Sid Waddell's darts comments.....

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by yr_epa, Feb 18, 2005.

  1. yr_epa

    yr_epa Member

    "If we'd had Phil Taylor at Hastings against the Normans, they'd have gone home."

    "He may practice 12 hours a day, but he's not shy of the burger van!"

    "He's like Jack The Ripper on a Friday night."

    “Rod now looking like Kevin Costner when told the final cost of Waterworld."

    "It's just like taking a sausage from a boy in a wheelchair."

    "That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble!"

    "As they say at the DHSS, we're getting the full benefit here."

    "This lad has more checkouts than Tescos."

    "He's as twitchy as a frog in a blender"

    "He's as cool as a prized marrow!"

    Absolute class!
  2. Cornishwomble

    Cornishwomble Active Member

    When he did the commentry for the Marconi pool cup a few years back he came out with

    "He navigated space better than Darth Vader"

    Bow down and worship!

    And I think he's still a God for creating Jossie's Giants!
  3. johnmartin

    johnmartin Active Member

    Or when describing John Lowe, I think.

    "He's moving with the purpose of a panzer division"
  4. Naomi McFadyen

    Naomi McFadyen New Member

  5. Will the Sec

    Will the Sec Active Member

    You omitted the all time classic - "There's only one word for that - 'Magic Darts'"

    I kid you not!

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