A familiar story in some parts of Wales.....

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by stopher, May 12, 2004.

  1. stopher

    stopher Member

    Old Man: "Lad, look out there to the field. Do yew see that fence? Look
    how well it's built. I built that fence stone by stone with me own two hands. I piled it for months. But do they call me Jones-the-Fence-Builder?


    Then the old man gestured at the bar. "Look here at the bar. Do yew see how smooth and just it is? I planed that surface down by me own aching back. I carved that wood with me own hard labour, for eight days. But do they call me Jones-the-Bar-builder?

    Then the old man points out the window. "Lad, look out to sea. Do yew see that pier that stretches out as far as the eye can see? I built that pier with the sweat off my back. I nailed it board by board. But do they call me Jones-the-Pier-Builder?


    Then the old man looks around nervously, trying to make sure no one is
    paying attention.

    "But yew get seen in a field with onegoat . . ."
  2. six pints

    six pints Active Member

  3. drummergurl

    drummergurl Active Member

    i dont get it
  4. Roger Thorne

    Roger Thorne Active Member

    Unlike the goat! :roll:

    I'm sure someone will send a PM explaining it!

  5. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

  6. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    I'm sure we had this one a while back, but it's still a good 'un :wink:
  7. akwarose

    akwarose Active Member

    i like that one
  8. That was quite funny!
  9. flugelgal

    flugelgal Active Member

  10. Jo Elson

    Jo Elson Member

    I thought it would have been a sheep!
  11. Majoresteve

    Majoresteve Member

  12. ScrapingtheBottom

    ScrapingtheBottom Active Member

    Shouldn't it be about Yorkshiremen? :twisted: :twisted:
  13. drummergurl

    drummergurl Active Member

    thank you to jo who sent me a pm
  14. Dave Euph

    Dave Euph Member

    Took me a few seconds, but very funny once I realised ... :D
  15. horn1

    horn1 Member

    Is that from personal experience Chris??
  16. TheMusicMan

    TheMusicMan tMP Founder Staff Member

    ahem... ;) remember who has power on tMP and where he lives... hehe

    mwahahahaahaaaaaaaa :twisted:

  17. stopher

    stopher Member

    Well as the song says, "Beastiality's best boy, beastiality's best!"
  18. Sharpy

    Sharpy Member

    I just hope your Cornet playing and conductings better than you jokes Stopher!!!
  19. stopher

    stopher Member

    Thanks Rich!

    Nice to see you had a nice time on your hols looking at your avatar holding your 2nd most dangerous instrument after your Euph!!!