25 signs you're growing up...

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Sellers_Bird, Mar 7, 2005.

  1. Sellers_Bird

    Sellers_Bird Active Member

    >1 Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
    >2 Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
    >3 You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
    >4. 6:00am is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
    >5 You hear your favourite song in an shopping centre
    >6 You watch the Weather Channel.
    >7 Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
    >8 You go from 130 days of holiday time to 14.
    >9 Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
    >10 You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
    >11 Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
    >13 Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
    >14 You feed your dog actual dog food instead of McDonald's leftovers.
    >15 Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
    >16 You take naps from noon to 6 PM
    >17 Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
    >18 Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
    >19 You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
    >20 A £2.99 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
    >21 You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
    >22 "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
    >23 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
    >24 You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
    >25 You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry self
  2. Craigsav83

    Craigsav83 Active Member

    LMAO!!! Fantastic, and how true :clap:

    (I'm glad I'm still young...;) )
  3. Rach_Horn

    Rach_Horn Member

    Hahaha!!!!! :d
  4. ray_ed

    ray_ed Member

    you're on the ball there .... very true.... still gota a bit of life left in me yet though !! I hope !?;)
  5. Griffin

    Griffin Active Member

    That 1st one is sooo true. (I've managed to keep a bonsai tree alive for 4 months! - Havn't tried smoking it... yet ;-))
    Looks like I'm at the first sign of growing old... oh no:frown:
    1 outta 25 not bad - typical student life for me!
  6. DublinBass

    DublinBass Supporting Member

    I score a...

    5 out 25 (at age 31)

    I'd say that's not a bad result ;)
  7. euphfanhan

    euphfanhan Member

    Lol! I'm definately not even remotely grown up!
  8. yonhee

    yonhee Active Member

    Sorry I think I must have misread sumthing there...

    Im not at all grown up :D
  9. HorniKaz

    HorniKaz Supporting Member

    7/25 - not too bad I suppose for a 30-something!!

    Must go, need to boil the milk for my Horlicks!!! [​IMG]
  10. Big Twigge

    Big Twigge Active Member

    Nothing wrong with an afternoon nap, we all need one of those from time to time!

    In fridge I have food for school lunch and 2 bottles of cava and a bottle of champagne....I'm a posh bird you see (half/half, must be border line old). As for more alcohol than food, do what my parents do and get a drinks fridge :clap:.

    Sadly getting up at 6.30 sucks and means you have not much of a lide...but no school after fridayand back to uni so I get a lie in~ HURRAY!
  11. drummergurl

    drummergurl Active Member

    LOL thats well funny, i scored 0/25 :biggrin: dont you all feel old now?
  12. Omg I'm 17 and I scored 10 out of 25! Now that is worrying! lol... Oh well i have student life to look forwards to next year so all will be good!
  13. Sam Atherton

    Sam Atherton Member

    >3 You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
    Well yes, but I keep more vodka than food in my freezer!

    >20 A £2.99 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
    >21 You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
    >23 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
    But tMP saves me from doing any... :D

    I reckon 4 isn't bad for a 29 year old. As for drinking at home to save money, I used to do this as a student - now I can afford to go to the pub!
  14. yonhee

    yonhee Active Member

    Very worrying! Your getting old heehee :D
    Im not :D I havnt got to the stage where I can do half the stuff Im to young :(
  15. six pints

    six pints Active Member

    my grandad has been telling me sex jokes since i was 14... (not in an evil perverted way i very much hasten to add)

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