25 best/worst things to be when you grow up.

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  1. 1alexm

    1alexm Member

    25 cool things to be when you grow up:
    25.ice cream taste tester 24.professional yo-yo-ist
    23.embalmer 22.millionaire
    21.snake charmer 20.vampire
    19.billionaire 18.b-movie mogul
    17.monster truck racer 16.water-slide guinea pig
    15.tight-rope walker 14.ufo pilot
    13.professional karaoke singer 12.cliff diver
    11.lion tamer 10.blackjack dealer
    9.warlock 8.skateboard champion
    7.mad scientist 6.tattoo artist
    5.secret agent 4.minature golf pro
    3.cat burgular 2.video game tester
    1.trillionaire
    25 thing not to be when you grow up:
    25.street mime 24.liposuctionist
    23.wig maker 22.galley slave
    21.political prisioner 20.radioactive waste cleaner
    19.envelope licker 18.crash test dummy
    17.scullery maid 16.balloon animal artist
    15.romance novelist 14.informercial host or hostess
    13.lard packer 12.bowling pin setter
    11.human sacrifice 10.dog food taster/cook
    9.septic tank repairman 8.fat man in a circus sideshow
    7.jerry springer camera man 6.santa clause
    5.republican 4.leech farmer
    3.lipstick tester 2.wart specialist
    1.a clone of your parents
     
  2. Steve

    Steve Active Member

    thanks, will remember that should the day ever come
     
  3. Tom-King

    Tom-King Well-Known Member

    whats wrong with packing lard? mmmmmm lard ;)

    lol
    only joking :p
     
  4. flower girl

    flower girl Member

    my nephews 5 and we were having a very serious conversation and out of the blue he told me he wants to be a sheep when he grows up
     
  5. The Cornet King

    The Cornet King Active Member

    I always thought the poor people working at Thornton's and places like that who's job description is 'Fudge packer' had a pretty unfortunate job...:rolleyes:
     
  6. sugarandspice

    sugarandspice Active Member

    It's the way forward! :)

    Whats a warlock?
     
  7. Big Twigge

    Big Twigge Active Member

    At the moment, I think teacher should be on there! Getting up at 6, doing 11 hour days at school and then coming home to plan for three hours is a bit knackering!

    Envelope licking sounds fun - I love that gummy flavour
     
  8. sugarandspice

    sugarandspice Active Member

    And doesn't it make you want to hit the person that says "oh its ok for you teachers, you finish work at 3pm" Hmmm!!!

    As for envelope sticking, i'd have to steer clear of anything that could potentially involve getting things stuck to you lips- rather unfortunate incident on saturday when i got some selotape stuck to my lip, when i took it off it took half my lip with it, It hurt, a lot :( and i felt very silly!
     
  9. Anno Draconis

    Anno Draconis Well-Known Member

    Male witch. Apparently not the same as a wizard, but search me why:confused:

    I'll be a monster truck racer please....:cool:
     
  10. yonhee

    yonhee Active Member

    Im gonna be a lion tamer!
     
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  12. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    That's from the Simpsons book! :)
     
  13. sugarandspice

    sugarandspice Active Member

    I know i've asked you this before, but seriously how old are you?!!
    I think i may have read that book about 8 years ago tho, doesnt happen to be "Barts simpsons guide to life" does it?!!
     
  14. Chris Sanders

    Chris Sanders Active Member

    I want to be the pool attendant at the playboy mansion... :cool:
     
  15. Steve

    Steve Active Member

    Warlock literally means "oath breaker" and was a derogatory term made up by witch hunters during the burning years. To call a male witch a warlock is exceedingly insulting.

    Here endeth the lesson
     
  16. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    Yea! It is! It's amazing! :p

    I still nick my brother's sometimes! :p
     
  17. FlugelD

    FlugelD Member

    Random comments...

    cool things to be when you grow up:

    25.ice cream taste tester
    Obese

    24.professional yo-yo-ist
    RSI

    23.embalmer
    Smelly

    20.vampire
    Dead

    15.tight-rope walker
    Eh? Ask Karl Walensa..

    14.ufo pilot
    If you believe Roswell, it's the same as Crash Test Dummy..

    12.cliff diver
    Rocks. Need I say more?...

    11.lion tamer
    Angry cat

    10.blackjack dealer

    Shifts - constant evenings/nights

    9.warlock
    Stakes and faggots

    7.mad scientist
    Peasants with scythes and flaming torches...

    4.minature golf pro
    Shortarse

    3.cat burgular
    Who'd want to burgule (burgule?) cats? A few collars, lots of litter?

    2.video game tester
    More RSI

    not to be when you grow up

    24.liposuctionist
    Agree. It sucks.

    22.galley slave
    See the world?

    18.crash test dummy
    (See above)

    15.romance novelist
    Barbara Cartland was worth millions...

    11.human sacrifice
    Eternal life?

    6.santa clause
    And not appear in the famous Marx Brothers scene? (clause of the first part, etc...)

    5.republican
    No, leave politics to the uneducated...

    4.leech farmer
    Not a popular job. Big profits possible...

    1.a clone of your parents
    Sorry, but a highly likely outcome.
     
  18. Anno Draconis

    Anno Draconis Well-Known Member

    Aaah, that'll explain why my feet have suddenly become webbed....

    [ribbit]
     
  19. sugarandspice

    sugarandspice Active Member

    Where do you get all these *useless* facts from?!
     
  20. BOB_

    BOB_ Member

    there easy enough to find
     
  21. 1alexm

    1alexm Member

    sorry im getting all my jokes from books and websites but the ones my mates tell me are a bit inappropaite(sp)
     
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