20 Questions

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  1. IckleSop

    IckleSop Active Member

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    Just Something I Got Passed At Work...........




    1. if you throw a cat out of the window, does it become kitty litter?

    2.If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

    4. Is it ok to use an AM radio in the afternoon?

    5.What do chickens think we taste like?

    6.What do u call a male ladybug?

    7.What hair color is on the license of a bald man?

    8. When dog food is new tasting, who taste tests it?

    9.Why didn't Noah swat those two misquitos?

    10.Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

    11.Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

    12.Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

    13.Why are there interstates in Hawaii?

    14.Have you ever imagined a world w/ out hypothetical situations?

    15.If you squeeze olives to get olive oil, then where does baby oil come from?

    16.If a cow laughs, does milk come out her nose?

    17.What would Geronimo yell if he jumped out of an airplane?

    18.If con and pro are opposite, then is Congress and progress opposite?

    19.If flying is safe, why is the airport called the terminal?

    20.If American mothers giver their babies tiny forks and spoons, then what do Chinese mothers give
    their babies? toothpicks?



    And yes 3 is missing
     
  2. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

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  3. jambo

    jambo Member

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    Number 2 cracked me up. Ah well... :?
     
  4. I've got a number 3 for ya....If toast always lands butter side down....and cats always land on their paws........if you tied a piece of toast butter side up to the back of a cat...would it hover/spin manically/or create a wormhole to another dimension?
    Answers on a postcard please toooooo

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  5. Hell's_Trombone

    Hell's_Trombone Member

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    It would do a ramdom cat style of break dancing!
    :lol: :lol: :lol: I liked 15!
     
  6. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

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    I've got a number 3. If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
     
  7. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

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    In the old country and western stylee...

    How many roads must a man walk down...
    before he'll ask for directions?
     
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