10 mistakes a woman should make sometime in her life :D

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Sellers_Bird, Sep 6, 2004.

  1. Sellers_Bird

    Sellers_Bird Active Member

    1. Throw a sickie on a Monday when ur boss knows full well u've jus been on a dirty weekend

    2.Wake up next to a man whose name u can only make a hazy ballpark guess at....

    3.Have thick, stripy highlights!

    4.Attempt some erotic pole dancing....round a lamppost in the street

    5.Believe that a pair of tights/special sponge/knobbly wooden thing will cure u of cellulite

    6.Be forced to avoid a whole city for life, due to a horrendously raucous hen weekend

    7.Believe u can master rollerblading, or surfing, or anything that's best left to teenagers

    8.Consume a cocktail in a dodgy bar with a name along the lines of 'Death....and quickly'

    9.Join the gym and spend a fortune kitting urself out in the latest gear, then never go again

    10.Insist ur mate helps u stick to ur diet...then hate her for it!



    Shamelessly stolen from Septemeber's Glamour mag... but I loved it!
     
  2. Big Twigge

    Big Twigge Active Member

    Brilliant and guilty of one or three myself:)
     
  3. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    Yep, done a few of those :oops:
    BMB
    xx
     
  4. Naomi McFadyen

    Naomi McFadyen New Member

    It's the word *should* that worries me :-? ;)
     
  5. TIMBONE

    TIMBONE Active Member

    I presume that sellers-bird has done them all, but havn't you missed one out? MARRYING A TROMBONE PLAYER!
     
  6. Okiedokie of Oz

    Okiedokie of Oz Active Member

    Only 3??????? :rolleyes:
     
  7. Big Twigge

    Big Twigge Active Member

    Ok, well I've had a proper count this time and I think I've crossed off about 6........
     
  8. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    hmm... even I've done most of those...
     
  9. Di

    Di Active Member

    Is there something you'd like to tell us Lynchie? :shock: ;)
     
  10. WoodenFlugel

    WoodenFlugel Moderator Staff Member

    my money is on one of them being the tights and cellulite thingy:tongue:
     
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  12. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    think I might just leave that one to your imaginations...
     
  13. Di

    Di Active Member

    Imagining Lynchie waking up next to a man whose name u can only make a hazy ballpark guess at....

    Imagining Lynchie having thick, stripy highlights!

    Imagining Lynchie doing erotic pole dancing....round a lamppost in the street

    Imagining Lynchie in tights.


    How am I ever gonna sleep tonight now? :shock: :shock: ;)
     
  14. Okiedokie of Oz

    Okiedokie of Oz Active Member

     
  15. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    must.....reach.....cold.....shower.....
    BMB
    xx
     

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